Spank Me Quotes

#1. The question is ... How did a girl like Annabelle manage to talk a man like you into joining our silly little family party?"
Annabelle smiled sweetly. "I promised he could tie me up afterward and spank me.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#2. Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face.

Dolly Parton

#3. Spank me father for I have sinned.

L.B. Shaw

#4. Did you wake him?"
"If I say yes, will you spank me?"
Syn rolled his eyes. "You're horrible, Mari.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#5. And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?

Marquis De Sade

#6. Spank me, whip me, let me come back home. Break out the leather, baby.

Ray Parker Jr.

#7. You aren't evil."
"Dutch. Do you want to get hit again?"
"Are you threatening to spank me?" I teased.

Darynda Jones

#8. Spank me pull my hair bite me

Sylvia Day

#9. Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a nympho sparkle in her eyes that says pick me, lick me, spank me, or I punish you. Raw innocence and mayhem at once.

Brett Tate

#10. These hands elate my life, choke me, broil my bosom, spank me, give fire to my words, my words, mother, my heart beats in my words.

Laura Gentile

#11. Time machine ... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back ... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!

Dane Cook

#12. My younger son, Cordell, aka Lil Snoop, loves me like a fan loves Snoop Dogg. He's inspired by making me happy. My older son, Corde, aka Spank, does everything I say, with effort and determination - but he does it for himself. He gets his thrill out of seeing his own results on the football field.

Snoop Dogg

#13. When I see 16 year-olds waiting for me, I just want to spank them and give them guitars and tell them to start bands. It's a bummer that girls have to respond to rock artists sexually instead of, like, 'wow, me too!'.

Courtney Love

#14. I want to spank you, but also want to know you want it. I need to hear it sweetheart, tell me you deserve it ...

Felicity Brandon

#15. Would you like me to spank you?" he asked. He was very polite and I wasn't sure what to say. I shrugged and took a breath. "If you like," I replied. "There's a good girl. Now, come here, take your knickers down and bend over my knee." And that's what I did.

Chloe Thurlow

#16. Well, spank my arse and call me Morgana.

Bex-chan

#17. I promise I won't spank you," he told me, his voice rough and low as he added, "not unless you ask me to."
I let him feel my laugh against his shoulder. "That's because you aren't genuinely suicidal.

Patricia Briggs

#18. From fifty shades "This will be guick and for me Not you Don't come or I will Spank you

E.L. James

#19. I am your master and this body belongs to me. I will use it, spank it, tie it up and fuck it anytime I please. Now go stand in the corner and stick those cheeks out for me to admire

Elli Everson

#20. My dad told me that when I was born my cheeks were so fat the doctors didn't know which end to spank.

Sean Covey

#21. I like the control it gives me, Anastasia. I want you to behave in a particular way, and if you don't, I shall punish you, and you will learn to behave the way I desire. I enjoy punishing you. I've wanted to spank you since you asked me if I was gay.

E.L. James

#22. And we have much better examples of the government not intervening to curtain parental rights, much worse abuse than a simple tap on the hand or a spank is perpetrated by many parents across the country, trust me.

Sean Hannity

#23. Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

Dov Davidoff

#24. Most of the time, I don't know whether to fight you, spank you or screw you. You make me crazy and you don't listen to me, which pisses me off.

A.P. Jensen

#25. It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.

Diana Wynne Jones

#26. I will tease you, bite you, and spank you.

Lisa Renee Jones

#27. I'll be good. If I don't, you have my permission to bend me over your knee and spank the shit out of me."
Oh Jesus Christ ... seriously? That's worse that her innocent "best friend" kiss to my cheek.

J.A. Redmerski

#28. Quit looking at me like that or I swear I'm going to spank that pretty little mouth of yours with my lips," said Jack in a tone only Kate could hear.

Cary West