Some Funny Chemistry Quotes

#1. She tried not to be gloomy at funerals. People lived, and died, and were remembered. It happened in the same way that winter followed summer. It was not a wrong thing. There were tears of course, but they were for those who were left. Those who had gone on did not need them.

Terry Pratchett

#2. Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics!

Mohith Agadi

#3. I need to be doing different things all the time; it's just part of who I am.

Maggie Cheung

#4. Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?"
"You closed the school and burnt all the books."
"Ah, so I did.

Patrick Ness

#5. I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that this was the guy, this was the time, so I should leg go and enjoy myself. But it never came. And by no small coincidence, neither did I.

Molly Harper

#6. As chemists, we must rename [our] scheme and insert the symbols Ba, La, Ce in place of Ra, Ac, Th. As nuclear chemists closely associated with physics, we cannot yet convince ourselves to make this leap, which contradicts all previous experience in nuclear physics.

Otto Hahn

#7. A lot of being productive personally is determined by how you organize your entire business. You can't separate those two things.

Aaron Levie

#8. You always do that, you know," Alec said.
I swallowed a gummy bear. "Do what?"
"Bite their heads off first."
I shrugged. "It's the nice thing to do. If you could choose, would you rather be eaten alive starting at your feet or would you want it to be over quickly?

Susanne Winnacker

#9. Microcredit has shown how you can reach out to people that conventional banking cannot. It has demonstrated that it's a doable proposition.

Muhammad Yunus

#10. Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb.

Andy Weir

#11. Drink your coffee, it clears out the brain in the morning

Sergei Lukyanenko

#12. A strangely reflective, even melancholy day. Is that because, unlike our cousins in the northern hemisphere, Easter is not associated with the energy and vitality of spring but with the more subdued spirit of autumn?

Hugh Mackay

#13. Do not be angry with an ungrateful person; probably they are confused or inexperienced.

Chico Xavier

#14. If you look closely at any face, you'll start to see that different areas of the flesh tones are tinged with four other colors - red, green, purple and yellow.

Doug Dawson

#15. Isn't that funny, to think that the people who have lived in your daydreams for the past two weeks, the people whom you've drawn in your chemistry notebook, to think that those people might not even know who you are?

Leila Sales

#16. This [discovery of a cell-free yeast extract] will make him famous, even though he has no talent for chemistry.

{Comment on German scientist Eduard Buchner who later ironically won a Nobel Prize in Chemistry for this discovery}

Adolf Von Baeyer

#17. Chemistry is a funny thing, miss. Sometimes those who are experiencing it aren't always aware they are.

Dakota Cassidy

#18. A good musician can do more to change society than 30 average mayors.

Howard Roberts

#19. We can never fully understand the hearts and minds of people . . . unless we can speak directly to them in their own language so that the implications, not just the words, come through clearly.

Alan Rabinowitz

#20. Theorem: Consider the set of all sets that have never been considered. Hey! They're all gone!! Oh, well, never mind...

David Batchelor

#21. Stevia does something funny to the chemistry of my mouth. There's no fooling a taste bud, in my experience.

Jonathan Franzen

#22. I think I get angry when people cause serious suffering or don't alleviate suffering when they could.

Peter Singer

#23. Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.

David Walton

#24. Atoms are round balls of wood invented by Dr. Dalton.
(Answer given by a pupil to a question on atomic theory, as reported by Sir Henry Enfield Roscoe.)

Henry Enfield Roscoe

#25. You are a name, not a number. Never forget that name, whatever they tell you here. You will always be Chaya - life - to me.

Jane Yolen

#26. I do not want chemistry to degenerate into a religion; I do not want the chemist to believe in the existence of atoms as the Christian believes in the existence of Christ in the communion wafer.

Marcellin Berthelot

#27. It's been going on for days now! On and on and on for days! If I hear one more sexual-chemistry-charged and mutually misunderstood argument I'm going to shoot the pair of you!

Dave Stone