Society Humour Quotes

#1. The club is too loud to talk, so after a couple of drinks, everyone feels like the centre of attention but completely cut off from participating with anyone else.
You're the corpse in an English murder mystery.

Chuck Palahniuk

#2. Love is on every side, and no one's side. Don't ask what Love can do for you.

Rick Riordan

#3. Of course, I also attribute some of my hearing loss to being in the infantry in World War II. It's probably a combination of heredity and noise exposure.

George Kennedy

#4. My condolences, you're still alive.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#5. Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.

Alan Bennett

#6. For the purposes of life and conduct, and society, a little good sense is surely better than all this genius, and a little good humour than this extreme sensibility.

David Hume

#7. Eton produced Society's Monsters - everyone knew that. Politicians, mostly, and occasionally people who ran banks and all the other institutions that stole the world's spoils for themselves.

Maureen Johnson

#8. You can challenge the society; But can't the time

Harishankar Kaushik

#9. I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

Karl Pilkington

#10. Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.

Zack Love

#11. And thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.

Christopher Moore

#12. When I do things I shouldn't do, my mother says I need a new pair of glasses
that I should be be looking differently at the choices I make.

Ridley Pearson

#13. We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.

Alan Bennett

#14. Those who never philosophized until they met with disappointments, have mostly become disappointed philosophers

Arthur Helps

#15. The public thinks big, sensible, measured thoughts while people run around doing silly things

Terry Pratchett

#16. It makes the heart to tremble when you open an undiscovered tomb.

Zahi Hawass

#17. A major reason many Americans still struggle to find meaningful work is because they are using tactics from the 1990s and early 2000s. The future for employment is now here...and it's online."
~February 21, 2013 as featured by CBS Money Watch

Matt Keener

#18. A society without humour is like a tree without roots.

Stephan Attia

#19. The Ankh-Morpork Trespassers' Society was originally the Explorers' Society until Lord Vetinari forcibly insisted that most of the places 'discovered' by the society's members already had people in them, who were already trying to sell snakes to the newcomers.

Terry Pratchett

#20. Even a cornered rabbit will fight with teeth and claws.

Alison Goodman

#21. We shouldn't judge people. But there's a difference between judging and observing. And sometimes as we observe, our eyebrows become raised. Observation with an attitude, that's what I like to call it.

C. JoyBell C.

#22. Having had virtually no contact with the outside world for the last few weeks, Evan had temporarily forgotten the social norms governing shopping conduct or approaching celebrities in public.

Zack Love

#23. I truly believed that a man should not be seen to be out front on feminism. That would be just like a man to try to take over the women's movement. We'd taken over everything else in history, in society, in the world, why not feminism, too? No, I don't think so.

Terry Fallis

#24. I have a coach but there's nobody at my level in Gaza. I have to do most of my training sessions on my own.

Nader Al-Masri

#25. I prefer 'buccaneers',' he grinned. 'A small privately funded army of committed peacekeepers. Tough, but fair. Our motto is: We put the fist in 'pacifist'.

Cash Peters

#26. It bums me out tremendously what the church has become, and if it's got me bummed, imagine what Jesus Christ must be feeling.

Whoopi Goldberg

#27. I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

Adam Sandler

#28. The process of becoming is not of doing but simply an act of observing. The internal process has been designed in such a way that it seems impossible for you to sit quietly even for some time at one place.

Roshan Sharma

#29. Shit, oh dear! Leave it to the government to turn a pandemic into an epic horror movie. The

P. Mark DeBryan

#30. Her mother set to with the hairbrush again. "But would that be so awful, darling? To be the prettiest thing in Brimscombe-and-Thrupp?"

"I should rather die."

"You nearly did."

"Yes, but I tend to blame the Germans.

Chris Cleave

#31. Americans invented adolescence. It is not a natural phenomenon. Adolescence is a social construct, created by an urban-industrial society that keeps its young at home far past puberty. Teenage angst is a luxury if a successful modern human conceit that isn't condoned by our superior species.

Sarah Beth Durst

#32. Even the heaviest rocks don't make a very big splash.

Marty Rubin

#33. All the advantages that man has gained from his ever-deepening understanding of the natural world that surrounds him, his technological, chemical and medical progress, all of which should seem to alleviate human suffering ... tends instead to favor humanity's destruction.

Konrad Lorenz

#34. For the better part of two centuries, outsiders have been offering explanations that range from racist to learned-sounding - the supposed inferiority of blacks, the heritage of slavery, overpopulation - for why Haiti remains the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere.

Adam Hochschild

#35. There is hardly less torment in running a family than in running a country.

Michel De Montaigne