Social Sarcasm Quotes

#1. Using love as a bait and replacing respect with ego-pampering makes you a skillful social animal; unfortunately, all kinds of animals are less evolved than human beings. Would you like to evolve?

Saurabh Sharma

#2. I discovered that you aren't compensating for anything with your giant house and fancy cars."
He looked down at the bulge in his groin, bringing her hand down to touch it. "You'll find out soon enough.

Cecilia London

#3. I'm not too good at lying still in the sun.

Vince McMahon

#4. He said, "If God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site." Then it sunk in- timing was everything and social media was the devil.

Shannon L. Alder

#5. I've never had an empty house. Ever.

Meredith Monk

#6. No matter how old or how sick you are, how much or little you have done, your business in life not only isn't finished, but hasn't yet received its final, decisive meaning until your very last breath.

Leo Tolstoy

#7. Conversations between people can move like tennis games, swift and unpredictable. There are constant subtle visual and verbal cues, there's innuendo, sarcasm, body language, tone. Everyone occasionally fumbles an encounter, a victim of social clumsiness. It's part of being human.

Michael Finkel

#8. I think it is just a matter of getting into the mind of the writer," Vetinari went on, looking at a letter covered with grubby fingerprints and what looked like the remains of someone's breakfast. He added: "In some cases, I imagine, there is a lot of room.

Terry Pratchett

#9. Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash

Hazel Blackthorn

#10. Only the truly magnanimous and strong are capable of forgiving and loving.

Kim Dae-jung

#11. An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement ...

Arthur Conan Doyle

#12. We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.

Sandra Chami Kassis

#13. Pride is not the heritage of man; humility should dwell with frailty, and atone for ignorance, error, and imperfection.

Albert Pike

#14. Don't castrate,
But educate,
At least to masturbate!

Himmilicious

#15. Clearly, she hadn't heard of the two words 'social' and 'life'.

Adele Rose