So Hungover Quotes

#1. One time he was so hungover he had to consult a cottage cheese carton to determine the approximate date.

George Carlin

#2. He dozed off, into a dreamless oblivion, for what seemed like seconds but was in fact hours, and awoke hungover, the inner surface of his skull pulsing like a single, giant nerve being chewed by some ruminant animal.

Alex Shakar

#3. You know what's really cool? Wake up every morning, decide what you feel like doing, and do it.

Amanda Palmer

#4. Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Ryan North

#5. For the last few hours I could feel myself growing less drunk and more hungover by slow degrees. I'd never been awake through the entire process before, and it was not pleasant.

Patrick Rothfuss

#6. Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Will Rogers

#7. I feel hungover even though we didn't drink, and lonely even though I'm used to being on my own

Gayle Forman

#8. Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)."

Kingsley Amis

#9. He glanced around the reading room and closed his eyes, trying to keep hold of the past for a minute longer, a fattening and hungover middle-aged historian in a black corduroy suit.

Robert Harris

#10. No one outside ourselves can rule us inwardly. When we know this, we become free.

Gautama Buddha

#11. When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then that's like a gift.

Tina Fey

#12. Getting drunk or high every night. Being hungover every morning. You run out of options at a certain point. You come to understand why everybody else is living the boring life. And it doesn't look so boring anymore.

Paul Russell

#13. I've had thousands of problems in my life. Most of which never actually happened.

Hamza Yusuf

#14. I find my vocabulary is quite a lot better when I'm hungover. I feel like I unlock a key of words that I don't usually use in day-to-day life.

Ella Eyre

#15. Your life will be no better than the plans you make and the action you take. You are the architect and builder of your own life, fortune, destiny.

Alfred A. Montapert

#16. You okay?' Nate asked warily.
My fingers shook with the hangover as I leaned across my sink. 'I look like the Bride of Frankenstein with a massive hangover.'
'I'd be hungover too if I'd just had to fuck Frankenstein.

Samantha Young

#17. Maybe Dracula wasn't a vampire, just a raging alcoholic who was constantly hungover.

Krystal Sutherland

#18. Generally speaking, I resolve to change my life on average maybe thirty to forty times a week, usually at about two a.m, drunk, ore early the next morning, hungover.

David Nicholls

#19. The women had one of their get-togethers last night. From what I heard, it was lots of margaritas and ice cream and calling you a bastard. They're all hungover this morning, so

Susan Mallery

#20. When reality and your dreams collide, typically it's just your alarm clock going off.

Crystal Woods

#21. That the hungover eye had a weird ability to find the ugliest things in any given landscape.

Stephen King

#22. All the gods know is destinations.

Sylvia Plath

#23. As a result of the World War, this old Germany collapsed. It collapsed in its constitution, in its social order, in its economic structure. Its thinking and feeling changed.

Gustav Stresemann

#24. If you can be heard then you exist, mutters hungover Bank, massaging her temples.

Fredrik Backman

#25. My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until midnight I was drunk out of my mind. So she says there was this period of about three hours when she could talk to me like a rational human being ...

Stephen King

#26. I am. You sound hungover."
"It's Canada Day."
"So?"
"So, I'm in Canada."
"Why?"
"Because it's Canada Day! Come on, Garrett!"
Zane snorted.

Abigail Roux

#27. People, when they come up to me, are like, 'Did we go to high school together? Or did I make out with you at sleepaway camp?' And oftentimes, yes, that is the answer, because I went to a giant high school and made out with everybody.

Adam Pally

#28. What? I said defensively, clutching the mink and my dignity. Since I was barefoot, mostly naked and completely hungover, I was pretty sure I grasped only one of them.

Karen Chance

#29. There were days when no kid came out of his house without looking around. The week after Halloween had a quality both hungover and ominous, the light pitched, the sky smashed against the rooftops.

Jonathan Lethem

#30. Strange, but I actually wished I was hungover. Because when you're so busy thinking about how awful you feel you forget for a moment how awful you are. Because pain can be its own relief. Because throwing up is a super-effective way to stay a size 0.

Elizabeth Little

#31. She meant I was hungover. I had been slaughtered, legless, trolleyed, slashed, shredded, plastered, polluted, pissed. I thought, I do love my country's relationship with alcohol. How would I ever exist in the United States? I suppose I would have grief counselling instead. (77)

Peter Carey

#32. For my most of my career I've been a falling-down drunk. Most of my interviews were done hungover, and for a while it was great.

Moby

#33. If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

Joel McHale