Snoring Like A Sayings

#1. I don't snore."
He nodded with a wide grin. "It's a quiet peaceful kind of snoring. Like a small cuddly Tasmanian devil. Kind of cute when sleeping, all claws and teeth when awake."
"You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep.

Ilona Andrews

#2. You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts.

Rhonda Byrne

#3. Creativity is like a snoring husband, it won't let you sleep.

Barbara Alfaro

#4. You always wrestle with depression, you always wrestle with those things, because the events and the experiences are still there, and the things that take place are still happening.

Lupe Fiasco

#5. My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

Rex Hunt

#6. Whatever you don't turn into praise turns into pride.

Mark Batterson

#7. When I was really young, my mom enrolled me in dance classes.

Jeff Bridges

#8. Sleep in my arms like a little cat; I love your snoring and your smell.

M.F. Moonzajer

#9. I listened to Otis harrumphing and snoring down by my feet and felt like the only person left on earth still awake, the only person who knew the secret that not a single thing in this world was worth a damn.

Carrie Mesrobian

#10. I couldn't see him but I could hear him snoring softly, humming, like a little airplane lost in the clouds.

Miriam Toews

#11. He [Riptide] sighed. "I said, 'What are you doing all the way out here?' and you said, 'Hey, sparkling teeth, I totally love three of your claws but not the others, and I wish your nose was a herrig so I could eat it, and also your wings sound like sharks snoring.'"
Tsunami burst out laughing.

Tui T. Sutherland

#12. There is no 'need' for us to eat meat, dairy or eggs. Indeed, these foods are increasingly linked to various human diseases and animal agriculture is an environmental disaster for the planet.

Gary L. Francione

#13. I was going to grow up to walk in sleet in fields ...

Jack Kerouac

#14. The rest of the crowd were friends of my fortune, not of me.
[Lat., Caetera fortunae, non mea, turba fuit.]

Ovid

#15. Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays?
You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your
daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!

Chris Rock

#16. Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat.

Margaret Halsey

#17. Her blood-curdling snoring, with its gargling and squawking and its terrifying pauses is like the sound the devil might make if he were alternately relishing and strangling on a pound of human flesh.

Bailey White

#18. Business men who are busy the whole day and immediately go to bed after supper, snoring like cows, are not likely to contribute anything to culture.

Lin Yutang

#19. I think by and large, humans prefer to think of themselves as minds from the neck up. We don't really like to think of ourselves as another animal, another digesting, excreting, mating, snoring, sleeping kind of sack of guts. I don't think we like that. I think we'd rather not be reminded of it.

Mary Roach

#20. A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

Ogden Nash

#21. Almost at once, sleep, like some rhythmical, snoring vacuum cleaner, consumed the awful day.

Lionel Davidson

#22. Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

Neil Cavuto