Snakes Why Did It Have To Be Snakes Quotes

#1. The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

Jerry Lawler

#2. Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold that glitters. From the tail of the plough, Bamba was made King of Spain; and from his silks and riches was Rodrigo cast to be devoured by the snakes.

Miguel De Cervantes

#3. What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

Jerry Lawler

#4. If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.

Ross Perot

#5. A relationship is like being in a forest, where snakes lurk awaiting the chance to entice.

Anthony Liccione

#6. When I was 16 ... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because ... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

Steven Wright

#7. The snakes have their place in the agricultural economy of the village, but our villagers do not seem realize it.

Mahatma Gandhi

#8. You can't keep snakes in your backyard and expect them only to bite your neighbors. You know, eventually those snakes are going to turn on whoever has them in the backyard.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

#9. It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider.

Tracy Morgan

#10. Don't touch me, I'm full of snakes.

Jack Kerouac

#11. The Ankh-Morpork Trespassers' Society was originally the Explorers' Society until Lord Vetinari forcibly insisted that most of the places 'discovered' by the society's members already had people in them, who were already trying to sell snakes to the newcomers.

Terry Pratchett

#12. We're doing Circle of Snakes, we open up with Skin Carver and we are throwing in Skull Forest later on.

Glenn Danzig

#13. Who wanted to be smiled at by the girl that trailed shadows like pets, conjured snakes and waited for Death, her bridegroom, to steal her from these walls?

Roshani Chokshi

#14. Soul mates is what you aim for, but soup snakes is what you get sometimes.

Mindy Kaling

#15. These two things fight together in me as the snakes fight in the spring. The water comes out of my eyes; yet I laugh while it falls. Why?

Rudyard Kipling