Smoking Hot Sayings

#1. Don't scuff your Choo's by tripping over my statement, because at thirty-four you are smoking hot and I would fuck you if I found pussy the least bit tempting.

A.R. Senault

#2. Ladies, let this be a lesson. People always say you need to be nice to nerds, because you might end up working for them some day. The same goes for nerdy guys who ask you out. You should be nice to them, because one day they might be smoking hot.

Rachel Van Dyken

#3. How the fuck was I going to survive with this annoying, smoking hot bitch that I simultaneously wanted to fuck and kill?

Shay Savage

#4. Poor guy. Must be tough finding the right woman when you're a smoking-hot, super rich resort tycoon.

Tracy March

#5. He was smoking hot. As in H-O-T-T, hott. I'd never understood until that moment why girls insisted on adding an extra t. This guy was extra-t-worthy.

Wendy Higgins

#6. Dear Judy Blume, why didn't you write a book about how to survive talking to your centuries-old, super-duper experienced, smoking-hot soul mate about sex for the first time ever? That book would have been extremely helpful in preparing me for this incredibly awkward situation.

Karen Amanda Hooper

#7. Is this seat taken?" a warm sexy drawl asked and I lifted my gaze and smiled up at Dank.
"Yes. I'm saving it for my smoking hot boyfriend," I replied teasingly.
Dank slid in beside me and put his arm around my shoulder. "Hmmm, well he should have gotten here sooner. You snooze, you lose.

Abbi Glines

#8. Puns are often unacceptable to the feelings; they come like a spoonful of ice-cream in the midst of a comfortable smoking-hot steak, or as a peppery morsel when your palate was in expectation of a mild pudding.

Sara Coleridge

#9. There's a smoking hot, naked woman wiggling into red lace underwear in front of me. I'm lucky I can remember my name."

~ Sam Fitzpatrick

Mackenzie Crowne

#10. 85% of modern music doesn't have a damn thing to do with music. It has to do with looking good. Name me one woman on the top ten right now who isn't absolutely smoking hot. You think that's a coincidence?

Patrick Rothfuss

#11. Why didn't you tell me there was a smoking hot carbon copy of you?

Kimberly Lauren

#12. Her restlessness disappeared and in its place stood the best diversion possible - a smoking-hot bad boy.

Terri L. Austin

#13. That was hot," I declared and watched his body lock.
"What?"
"No. That's not right," I said . "That wasn't hot. That was smoking' hot, and I don't care if that makes me a freak. It was hot. You were hot. Now I'm hot. So hot, I may have an orgasm, standing here remembering it.

Kristen Ashley

#14. Everything is always decided for reasons other than the real merits of the case

John Maynard Keynes

#15. Leathery bar girls worked the charter booths at the harbor, smoking Basic 100s and talking in voices that sounded like 151 rum poured into hot grease - a jigger of friendly to the liter of harsh.

Christopher Moore

#16. Self-depreciation is a disease. Once it gets a hold on us - good-bye!

Douglas Fairbanks

#17. Here I am, just turned fifty, and I forgot that my father isn't dead yet!

David Sedaris

#18. Youth, then, once ballyhooed as the epicenter of fun, hot dogs, hot sex, and marvelous dope-smoking good times, is now defined as follows: that period before death, characterized by smooth skin and ill-formed ideas.

Marilyn Suzanne Miller

#19. I'm afraid our sun is nothing like whatever defined.

Toba Beta

#20. It is a poor sort of man who is content to be spoon-fed knowledge that has been filtered through the canon of religious or political belief, and it is a poor sort of man who will permit others to dictate what he may or may not learn.

Louis L'Amour

#21. The secret is that I am Italian.

Dennis Christopher

#22. I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs.

Joseph Bruce

#23. I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.

Crystal Woods

#24. Follow your dreams Bailey. Be they Harvard or somehing else entirely. No matter what that father of yours says, or how loudly he might say it. He forgets that he was someone's dream once, himself

Erin Morgenstern

#25. It will be seen that we contemplate a time when man's will shall be law to the physical world, and he shall no longer be deterredby such abstractions as time and space, height and depth, weight and hardness, but shall indeed be the lord of creation.

Henry David Thoreau

#26. Before you can give anyone a hand up, first you must get yourself up there to do so ...

Stephen Richards

#27. And you should not let yourself be confused in your solitude by the fact that there is something in you that wants to move out of it.

Rainer Maria Rilke

#28. First I have tried to achieve the highest quality of technical facility possible so that I have at my fingertips the availability to create anything I want. Then I paint.

Audrey Flack

#29. Spiritual Practice involves being constantly aware

Radhe Maa