Top 19 Smoking Bong Quotes
#1. We can continue to try and clean up the gutters all over the world and spend all of our resources looking at just the dirty spots and trying to make them clean. Or we can lift our eyes up and look into the skies and move forward in an evolutionary way.
Buzz Aldrin
#2. Men who thought of themselves as gods fell the farthest, and the hardest.
Nenia Campbell
#3. If ignorance is bliss, it's cuz she's never heard of this ...
LeCrae
#4. Ultimately, all moments are really one, therefore now is an eternity.
David Bohm
#5. I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
Emo Philips
#6. I started my first novel when I was 10, and have produced thousands of pages of juvenilia since.
Ned Beauman
#7. Please know that my thoughts and prayers, as well as those of many, many others here in Alabama and around the country, are with each of you during this time.
Jo Bonner
#8. He who doesn't fear his own imagination ... is not worthy to envision.
Lionel Suggs
#9. [Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse of judgment.
Michael Phelps
#10. Dear God, I surrender this situation to you. May it be used for your purposes. I ask only that my heart be open to give love and to receive love. May all the results unfold according to your will. Amen. Whatever you do, do it for God.
Marianne Williamson
#11. What I feel most strongly here being in Congress is kind of the burden - the good burden - of representing all of our military.
Duncan D. Hunter
#12. Until I carried my wife off to New Hampshire, she defined wilderness as the Bronx.
P. J. O'Rourke
#13. Don't start this immature shit, please. If I gave a damn about any of those girls would I be here right now?
A Meredith Walters
#14. It was now packed inside the beaded bag, which, Harry was impressed to learn, Hermione had protected from the Snatchers by the simple expedient of stuffing it down her sock.
J.K. Rowling
#15. I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
Bob Saget
#17. Even in the slippery blur of heat and arms and noise, Lena affected everything in her wake, a pull as powerful as the moon to the tides, or the planets to the sun. I was caught in her orbit, even as she pulled away from mine.
Kami Garcia
#18. A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.
Demetri Martin
#19. A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.
Richard Jeni
