Smoke So Much Weed Quotes

#1. I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat.

Nate Dogg

#2. I'd always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed, and I drifted into heroin because as a kid growing up everybody told me, 'don't smoke marijuana, it will kill you'.

Irvine Welsh

#3. I'll smoke weed occasionally, on special occasions like a movie night or something. I like to drink beer but whenever it comes to hard drugs, I really believe that they hurt your body, deplete your energy.

Christofer Drew

#4. I don't advise kids to do what I do. I'm just doing me. I just smoke a little weed and do a little drink.

Juicy J

#5. That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three, wake up at 10 Go out to eat, then do it again. Man I love college

Asher Roth

#6. Hey,hey,hey. Smoke weed everyday

Dave Chappelle

#7. Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

The Notorious B.I.G.

#8. Why can' t everyone just smoke like me? Just gimme a quiet place and lemme roll my weed, where ain't nobody in my business don't nobody gotta know let all your conscious go and blow it by the O

Wiz Khalifa

#9. Music and herb go together. It's been a long time now I smoke herb. From 1960's, when I first start singing.

Bob Marley

#10. My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked - just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor.

Shia Labeouf

#11. It's an accompaniment to life. It's not something that I do to rap; I smoke when I open my eyes ... I don't know any other feeling.

Action Bronson

#12. In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

Kevin Smith

#13. Smoke the weed of your own heart to fly higher

Munia Khan

#14. He always wanted me to smoke weed with him, and I never did it, and I wish I did ... That's my biggest regret.

Mike Tyson

#15. People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#16. If I got a flight to catch and I just bought a half o-z, I'll smoke it all - I can't get weed on a plane, 'cause I've been red-flagged.

Method Man

#17. I don't smoke much pot anymore.

Seth MacFarlane

#18. I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

Ilana Glazer

#19. I smoke weed, of course. That's like meditation for me. Watching movies is a really good escape as well.

Wiz Khalifa

#20. Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack. If you're throwing rocks, we've got to throw bigger rocks

Nick Cannon

#21. Do you smoke the weed?" Megan couldn't stop her chuckle. "No Gram, I don't smoke the weed.

Denise Grover Swank

#22. That's what I do ... Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke ... I pop pills, I smoke and I drink syrup, that's my twist.

Beanie Sigel

#23. Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i said, me find my joint now and me want to take a toke, let take a long hit, hold the smoke untill me choke!

DJ Quik

#24. Before all hope died I used to have this stupid dream that shit could be saved, that we would be in bed together like the old times, with the fan on, the smoke from our weed drifting above us, and I'd finally try to say the words that could have saved us.

Junot Diaz

#25. Did you ever see Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke? That's what happens if you really smoke weed and make a movie. You get two guys and no plot and it's basically like, 'Yeah! Let's drive a van made of weed!' And that's pretty much the movie.

James Franco

#26. Breathe in ... inhale vapors from bright stars that shine,
Breathe out ... weed smoke retrace the skyline.

Mos Def

#27. How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama.

Yelawolf

#28. Weed's not as bad as everything else ... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp ... but you'll function.

Dave Chappelle

#29. ...the unmistakable smell of poverty, a mixture of cigarette smoke, weed, stale sweat, and fried food.

Allison Leotta

#30. I don't believe that weed is a drug. I believe its herbal medicine. I'll smoke that occasionally and I definitely back marijuana but anything harder than that, I just say no to and I encourage kids to say no to hard drugs.

Christofer Drew

#31. I was a vegetarian when we shot the first film(Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle), and I generally eat organic as much as possible. I know this is so disappointing to the audience, which is why I don't talk about it a lot, but I don't smoke weed, I don't eat fast food.

Kal Penn

#32. I rarely drink from the bottle, but I'll smoke a little weed,

Aaron Lewis

#33. I smoke weed.It's not an addiction. It's something I wanna do. It's not smart though. It's not good for my body but I'm doing it. I'm not telling people to do it.

Schoolboy Q

#34. Back in the old days we used to smoke J's and got so blazed we called it the stone age

Illmaculate