I Smoke Weed Quotes

#1. I smoke weed, of course. That's like meditation for me. Watching movies is a really good escape as well.

Wiz Khalifa

#2. I made a deal with myself that whenever I smoke weed, I have to be doing something productive: writing, recording, cutting a podcast, editing, etc.

Kevin Smith

#3. Me, I don't want any children, I don't want responsibility. I am gay, I smoke weed and I do exactly what I want in my life because of my talent. I represent an ideal which others have had to let go and they blame me for that. Especially men.

George Michael

#4. I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt

Mac Miller

#5. I smoke weed.It's not an addiction. It's something I wanna do. It's not smart though. It's not good for my body but I'm doing it. I'm not telling people to do it.

Schoolboy Q

#6. Music and herb go together. It's been a long time now I smoke herb. From 1960's, when I first start singing.

Bob Marley

#7. I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen.

James Franco

#8. I'd always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed, and I drifted into heroin because as a kid growing up everybody told me, 'don't smoke marijuana, it will kill you'.

Irvine Welsh

#9. It's an accompaniment to life. It's not something that I do to rap; I smoke when I open my eyes ... I don't know any other feeling.

Action Bronson

#10. In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

Kevin Smith

#11. He always wanted me to smoke weed with him, and I never did it, and I wish I did ... That's my biggest regret.

Mike Tyson

#12. If I got a flight to catch and I just bought a half o-z, I'll smoke it all - I can't get weed on a plane, 'cause I've been red-flagged.

Method Man

#13. I don't smoke much pot anymore.

Seth MacFarlane

#14. I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

Ilana Glazer

#15. Our parents had to drive us to the gig, or even go in with us because of the liquor laws. The owners were really scared to death that we'd drink. We usually just went out somewhere and smoked weed. I don't smoke anymore, but back then we used to smoke quite a lot.

Dexter Romweber

#16. Hey, that victory weed was the only smoke I've had in the last six months," Duke protested ... "You know my body is a temple."
"Yeah, but your mouth is an atheist," Ethan shot back.

Evangeline Anderson

#17. Me and my brother, Illa Noyz. We was smoking weed. A ton of weed. I had a friend who at the time sold weed, and it was just there. And we just smoke and smoke. I think we had about ... and remember, this is back in the day, this might have been when niggas were still smoking White Owls.

Sean Price

#18. Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

The Notorious B.I.G.

#19. That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three, wake up at 10 Go out to eat, then do it again. Man I love college

Asher Roth

#20. I don't advise kids to do what I do. I'm just doing me. I just smoke a little weed and do a little drink.

Juicy J

#21. I'll smoke weed occasionally, on special occasions like a movie night or something. I like to drink beer but whenever it comes to hard drugs, I really believe that they hurt your body, deplete your energy.

Christofer Drew

#22. Do you smoke the weed?" Megan couldn't stop her chuckle. "No Gram, I don't smoke the weed.

Denise Grover Swank

#23. That's what I do ... Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke ... I pop pills, I smoke and I drink syrup, that's my twist.

Beanie Sigel

#24. Me like to smoke the bud but my eyes they get all red, my senses get dull and me forget what i said, me find my joint now and me want to take a toke, let take a long hit, hold the smoke untill me choke!

DJ Quik

#25. Before all hope died I used to have this stupid dream that shit could be saved, that we would be in bed together like the old times, with the fan on, the smoke from our weed drifting above us, and I'd finally try to say the words that could have saved us.

Junot Diaz

#26. I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat.

Nate Dogg

#27. Weed's not as bad as everything else ... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp ... but you'll function.

Dave Chappelle

#28. I don't believe that weed is a drug. I believe its herbal medicine. I'll smoke that occasionally and I definitely back marijuana but anything harder than that, I just say no to and I encourage kids to say no to hard drugs.

Christofer Drew

#29. I was a vegetarian when we shot the first film(Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle), and I generally eat organic as much as possible. I know this is so disappointing to the audience, which is why I don't talk about it a lot, but I don't smoke weed, I don't eat fast food.

Kal Penn

#30. I rarely drink from the bottle, but I'll smoke a little weed,

Aaron Lewis