Smitty's Quotes

#1. I open my eyes and blow a straggle of hair out of my face. Not my hair, smitty's. his head is buried in the crook of my neck and he's out cold. he uses raspberry shampoo? what a big girl.

Kirsty McKay

#2. I made $3,000 opening for the Neville Brothers, and they paid me in cash. That was a bad situation, because I bought ridiculous stuff. I bought a snake bite emergency kit. Then I said to my friends, "Don't even worry about snakes anymore". My friend stepped on a worm, and I said, "Lay down!"

Mitch Hedberg

#3. Alice's face widens in horror. I left my candy Coture bag on the table!' 'Oh, the tragedy! Smitty joins in, girlying it up. The dead people might be ... touching it!

Kirsty McKay

#4. Smitty gave his best pout. "Why are y'all trying to hurt me?"
"Because it's fun?"
"It's easy."
"I love it when you cry."
Smitty sighed. "Forget I asked.

Shelly Laurenston

#5. I agree, intellectualism in photography is overrated. I just wish it could be replaced by common sense.

Bill Jay

#6. I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don't.

Kirsty McKay

#7. Is there something wrong with you? Mentally?
Darlin', you met my family. You've gotta be more specific than that.
(Jess to Smitty)

Shelly Laurenston

#8. Smiled at Smitty. Leered at Dez. And practically spit at Mace. Man, the staff at this restaurant really didn't like him.

Shelly Laurenston

#9. Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world.

David McCullough

#10. You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp?
(Mace to Smitty)

Shelly Laurenston

#11. Fine writing, next to doing nothing, is the best thing in the world.

John Keats

#12. One must treat theory-in-use as both a psychological certainty and an intellectual hypothesis.

Chris Argyris

#13. Everything has to be done properly, even death.

Magda Szabo

#14. Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.

Robert A. Heinlein

#15. I never knew she liked country music," Smitty said in awe.
Yeah, that must make her prime mate material for a Smith. She'll fit right in at one of your hootenannies."
-Mitch to Smitty

Shelly Laurenston

#16. Let every youth take a leaf out of my book and make it a point to account for everything that comes into and goes out of his pocket, and like me he is sure to be a gainer in the end.

Mahatma Gandhi

#17. Were this not Texas, were there not a state where there were no protections at all and where the law was clear on that, I think CBS and Mary Mapes and Dan Rather and all of us had a very good chance of winning. So this is an ongoing battle about an issue of principle.

Floyd Abrams

#18. Getting on the cover of TIME guarantees the existence of opposition in the future.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#19. He growled. Really, how attached could Smitty be to his sister? Would he really notice if Mace killed her?

Shelly Laurenston

#20. Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with

George Carlin

#21. The three-story derelict is home to Smitty, Gale, and Gale's baby - a nuclear family nested on the corner - and Ella is accustomed to seeing them on the front steps, waiting for redemption or a cool breeze from the harbor, neither of which seems particularly likely.

David Simon

#22. Smitty leaned forward, resting his arms on this raised knees. "I am fixin' to get mad, Jessie.
"You're fixin' to get mad?"
"Yeah."
"Why don't you just get mad?"
"I'm not there yet. But I will be if you don't start talking to me."
Smitty to Jessie Ann

Shelly Laurenston