Kirsty McKay Quotes

#1. Here's Lego Zombie Chef! Here's Lego Zombie builder! See their grasping hands and posable limbs!

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#2. I open my eyes and blow a straggle of hair out of my face. Not my hair, smitty's. his head is buried in the crook of my neck and he's out cold. he uses raspberry shampoo? what a big girl.

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#3. Could you just go downstairs and lock up the headless body first, please?
It's reasonable request.

Kirsty McKay

#4. I'm evil, but I don't care

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#5. I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too.

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#6. Alice finds a packet of scotch eggs in someone's bag. And then there's nothing more to do other then to put on as many clothes as we can fit into, and wait: for the troops, sleep, or asphyxiation from pete's toxic egg farts, which ever comes first.

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#7. Maybe he's got a nicotine crave on. That must really suck: being a zombie who can't get a smoke

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#8. I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don't.

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#9. Alice's face widens in horror. I left my candy Coture bag on the table!' 'Oh, the tragedy! Smitty joins in, girlying it up. The dead people might be ... touching it!

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