Slicer Quotes

#1. What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

Denis Norden

#2. Who the fuck needs an avocado slicer? A person without any goddamn sense, that's who.

Thug Kitchen

#3. Poetry is a beacon slicer.

David Joseph Cribbin

#4. Never try to leap from a standstill.

Mason Cooley

#5. What do I believe? I believe in God, if he exists.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

#6. I love to dance in the disco, but that's about it.

Heather Mills

#7. Everyone makes mistakes. The wise are not people who never make mistakes, but those who forgive themselves and learn from their mistakes.

Ajahn Brahm

#8. Did you hear about the cat that ate the ball of yarn?" Mason asked. "No." She was already smiling. Mason Riley was telling her a joke. "It had mittens.

Erin Nicholas

#9. He'll come back to visit, but not to stay, not to live.

Joseph Jackson

#10. Things happen in these kinds of towns that could never happen anywhere else - proud, poor kids make things happen with more heat, and intensity, and attack, than could ever be managed somewhere with pleasant villages or well-tended gardens.

Caitlin Moran

#11. For what the Spirit sees becomes a truth
And what the soul imagines is made a world

Sri Aurobindo

#12. There is solidarity in the running community, and that includes support beyond just the running.

Dana L. Ayers

#13. It's an old copy and it's starting to fall apart, but I hold on to my Handbook because nothing else makes promises like that around here, promises with these words burning inside them: honor, duty, and try.

Tupelo Hassman

#14. The law that will work is merely the summing up in legislative form of the moral judgment that the community has already reached.

Woodrow Wilson

#15. A wholesome oblivion of one's neighbours is the beginning of wisdom.

Richard Le Gallienne

#16. And the first step in bulldozing these obstacles is to enumerate them. As Peters puts it, What you decide not to do is probably more important than what you decide to do.

Daniel H. Pink