Top 100 Skulduggery Quotes

#1. Serpine: No, my old enemy, I think for the moment anyway, we're all alone. And you have something I want
Skulduggery: A winning sense of style?

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #5771
#2. Skulduggery," the tall man said eventually, his voice deep and resonant, "trouble follows in your wake, doesn't it?"
"I wouldn't say follows," Skulduggery answered. "It more kind of sits around and waits for me to get there.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #13449
#3. Do you think we'll be waiting long?" Valkyrie asked,
keeping her voice low.
"The last time we were in this building, we accused the
Grand Mage of being a traitor," Skulduggery said. "Yes, I think
we'll be waiting long.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #37601
#4. Detective, have you ever considered the fact that violence is the recourse of the uncivilised man?" Skulduggery looked back. "I'm sophisticated, charming, suave and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilised.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #52997
#5. This is preposterous. Why would I lie? I'm not a criminal. The criminals are the ones in the cells." - Mien
"The prisoners are the ones in the cells," Skulduggery corrected. "Criminals can be anyywhere.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #64084
#6. Skulduggery: I don't know what they are, but there are dozens of them, relatively small, moving as a pack
Valkyrie: They might be kittens
Skulduggery: They're stalking us
Valkyrie: They might be shy
Skulduggery: I don't think they're kittens
Valkyrie: Puppies then?

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #71942
#7. Skulduggery was right by Valkyrie's elbow, but remained quiet. She appreciated that. Any other man would have leaped in to defend her honour. Valkyrie was quite capable of doing that herself.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #77372
#8. China's voice came through the phone. "Has the shark eaten him yet?"
"Not yet," Skulduggery muttered. "So what happens if I do it wrong?"
"Geoffrey gets eaten," China said. "Am I on loudspeaker?

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #123747
#9. Just put the stone in your pocket, then leave me in an empty room so I can gaze out at all the Edgleys and laugh. Or maybe I'll pretend to be a ghost and haunt Beryl - Echo-Gordon (Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing With Fire)

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #130243
#10. We can hold them off," Shudder said. "What do you think, Skulduggery?"
"Should be fun," Skulduggery responded. "Valkyrie here has never held off a horde of zombies before. It'll be a good experience for her."
"Oh, joy," she muttered.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #134971
#11. They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry words, but they won't arrest you. Well, they might arrest you. There's a good chance they will. But the important thing is that I've done nothing wrong.'
'For once.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #175021
#12. The fate of the world depends upon whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives ..." ~ Skulduggery Pleasant

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #203684
#13. He looked natural and unrushed, and had obviously had a lot of experience at either chicanery or skulduggery, depending on which word was better suited for describing officially sanctioned mischief.

Jeff Lindsay

Skulduggery Quotes #217952
#14. Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field of dead people with no one to talk to.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #236848
#15. Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? - Skulduggery Pleasant.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #248304
#16. I'm in the mood for some fighting." "If there is," Stephanie said, handing him his gun, "here's something you can use." "Ah, bless. I've missed her. Do you have bullets?" "Uh, no." Skulduggery paused. "Excellent," he said, and tucked the gun away.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #249113
#17. Skulduggery, she's not being professional - Tanith Low

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #260799
#18. Warlocks are dark sorcerers on a dark path. They eat the souls of their enemies to absorb their strength. I haven't gone up against one of them in ... a long time. I didn't think there were any left. - Skulduggery

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #316127
#19. Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It's lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work.
-Skulduggery

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #372151
#20. That girl," Skulduggery muttered, "never does what she's bloody well told ...

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #390317
#21. He has a name."
"Oh yeah. Skulduggery isn't it?" Fletcher responded. "That's an unusual one. Tell me were you born a skeleton or were your folks just disturbingly hopeful?

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #419436
#22. I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?" Skulduggery asked. "I don't think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #430572
#23. Cow," Tanith muttered, and that was it, the floodgates opened, and Stephanie doubled over with laughter that echoed throughout the warehouse. Tanith pointed at Stephanie and backed away. "Skulduggery, she's not being professional!

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #485861
#24. Palaeontology and archaeology and other skulduggery were not subjects that interested wizards. Things are buried for a reason, they considered. There's no point in wondering what it was. Don't go digging things up in case they won't let you bury them again.

Terry Pratchett

Skulduggery Quotes #502071
#25. Well," Skulduggery said, "purely to get this out of the way, I'll just go ahead and say it. There does not seem to be any sign of a railway track on the carpet or, indeed, a train hiding behind the sofa. And I don't think one could have fitted through the door.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #504182
#26. Valkyrie: "You are such a moron."
Skulduggery: "Don't be jealous of my genius.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #586882
#27. That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #594185
#28. The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #596752
#29. Valkyrie: Guild doesn't like me
Skulduggery: That's true
Valkyrie: He doesn't like you either
Skulduggery: Now that is mystifying.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #624717
#30. Tanith: How did Skulduggery sound?
Valkyrie: Angry and worried; He's only OK when I'm attacked by people he knows. He'd never even heard of this Sangunie guy

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #627712
#31. Weren't expecting this, were you, Mr. Detective? Probably thought, once a mountain fell on her, you'd seen the last of our sister, eh?"
"To be honest," Skulduggery said, "yes.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #676187
#32. You'll know they've spotted us when they screech," Skulduggery told her. The creatures screeched.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #748232
#33. He said he was Lord Vile. - Skulduggery

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #760520
#34. Serpine: You have caused me so much trouble over the years detective. It's almost a shame to end it
Skulduggery: You're surrendering?

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #769391
#35. Mum, Dad, Fergus... this is Skulduggery Pleasant

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #807968
#36. The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery.
"What is it?" she whispered.
"It's a box," he whispered back.
"What kind of box?"
"A wooden one."
She gave him a look.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #808080
#37. We're not robbing him," Skulduggery said." But I'm afraid I have some bad news."
"Is it Deacon?" Francine asked, her eyes wide.
"It is."
"Is he sick?"
"It's a little worse than that."
She gasped. "He's dying?"
"He was briefly dying," said Skulduggery. "Now he's dead.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #813750
#38. Do not try to hit me again." "How about me?" Skulduggery said as he ran up behind him. "Can I hit you?

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #814226
#39. Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!'
Skulduggery nodded. 'Just got back.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #836275
#40. Why did you have to jump out of the window?"
"You know why," Skulduggery said, walking away.
Axle looked up, tears streaming from his eyes. "Why did he do that? Why?"
Stephanie glowered. "Because doors are for people with no imagination," she said.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #862450
#41. It would be fun," Skulduggery nodded. "I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #876621
#42. Wow," she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise."
"You are not easy to get along with," Skulduggery said.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #896941
#43. You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.'
Skulduggery

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #942321
#44. We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.'
Skulduggery Pleasant

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #954683
#45. Serpine underestimates you. Everyone underestimates you. You're stronger than they know. You're stronger than you know - Skulduggery

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #961255
#46. It's fairly standard. Also, I'm fourteen. Also, your
beard's stupid."
"Isn't this fun?" Skulduggery said brightly. "The three of us
getting along so well.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1029165
#47. I didn't think they even existed. They're in stories, in legends, and we have Dragon Eye jewels and dragon threads and dragon this and that, but no one ever seriously thought these things came from actual dragons. That would have been... ridiculous. - Skulduggery

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1054141
#48. That man," Carol said. "The thin man at Gordon's will reading, with the ridiculous name. He's involved in this, isn't he?"
"Skulduggery Pleasant," Valkyrie nodded. "And yes, he is.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1054548
#49. So that plan worked out well.'
Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see what happens."'
All the same,' he said, 'I think the whole thing worked out rather beautifully.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1059248
#50. You know," Ghastly said to Skulduggery, "for someone who hates plans, you've got an awful lot of them."
"Well, yes," Skulduggery replied, "but really, the likelihood of any of them actually working is extraordinarily slim.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1163369
#51. I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly.
"Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed him.
"Really?"
"god no. That was terrible

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1203393
#52. The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend - Skulduggery Pleasant.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1275282
#53. I am eternal. I am the night. I am the day. I am forever. And who are you?"
"I'm Skulduggery Pleasant."
"Oh, hell.
(The Horror Writers' Halloween Ball)

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1294517
#54. We're not really intruding," he called down. "This is all a big misunderstanding."
"Stop right there!" shouted one of them.
Skulduggery held his hand to an ear he didn't have.
"What's that?"
"Stop!"
"Keep going?"
"STOP!"
"OK, we'll keep going.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1298755
#55. Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1312974
#56. Skulduggery walked over slowly. He had picked up his severed arm and was now holding it out to her.
"Here," he said. "Let me give you a hand.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1335129
#57. What is it?' Stephanie whispered.
'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'
She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?'
'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1364333
#58. Skulduggery? Where's Skulduggery?"
"I'm here," Skulduggery said. "I was beginning to think you were lost to us."
Finbar's mouth twitched into a brief smile. "Sorry. You're not going to get rid of me so easily.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1379035
#59. We can do this the easy way,' Oblivious snarled. 'Or the hard way.'
'What's the easy way?'
'You leave immediately.'
'And what's the hard way?'
'We make you leave.'
Skulduggery's head tilted. 'What was the easy way again?

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1412920
#60. We live in a time of fear," Skulduggery said, "where we're too scared of upsetting the status quo to ask the questions we need to be asking.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1564223
#61. You need to find yourself a new hero. - Skulduggery Pleasant.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1577571
#62. Skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1607839
#63. Skulduggery tilted his head. "Do you have a car?" "Nope." "Then we'll take mine." "Probably wise. I think I've forgoten how to drive.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1629438
#64. Thank you," Skulduggery said to her. "I fear he was about to start insulting me."
"I couldn't let that happen," she said. "Your ego is a fragile and delicate thing."
"You see? You understand me.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1631216
#65. Enjoy that?" Tanith said with a little grin.
Valkyrie grinned back, her eyes bright. "I keep telling Skulduggery he should get a bike."
"What does he say?"
"He says people who wear leathers, like you, should ride motorbikes. People who wear exquisite suits, like him, should drive Bentleys.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1644785
#66. She's actually a friend of yours... Myosotis Terra. And you wouldn't know, actually. Or to be precise, you wouldn't remember. - Skulduggery (Myosotis Terra)

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1684799
#67. And I won't be needing a sword to kill you." He strode towards Skulduggery, who raised his hand. "Um, since you're not going to be using it, can I?

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1752921
#68. Ghastly and Anton have been murdered. Ravel's betrayed us. Valkyrie is ... gone. The Dead Men have had their last stand and we've fallen, Saracen. The three of us are all that remain. - Skulduggery

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1774137
#69. Ryan, you're not real. You don't exist ... You're Deacon Maybury," Skulduggery said. "You're a hiding place who thinks it's a boy.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1787230
#70. Ah, bless. I've missed her. Do you have bullets?"

"Uh, no."

Skulduggery paused. "Excellent.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1794923
#71. Have you ever heard of Remnants? - Skulduggery

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1796996
#72. Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1798001
#73. So what does that actually mean?'
'To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.'
'Elder Bespoke should be addressed by his full title,' Tipstaff said.
'Of course,' Skulduggery said. 'To be honest, Your Highness, I haven't a bull's notion.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1828615
#74. Scapegrace leaped up. "I am the Killer Supreme! I make
murder into an art form!"
Skulduggery hit him again and Scapegrace did a little twirl
before falling.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1873543
#75. I wonder, skeleton, would you still be alive? Would you be conscious if you were dice, or keys on a piano?" "Always wanted a life in music," Skulduggery mumbled.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #1875869
#76. Cow - Tanith Low

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #38665
#77. Sanguine: You mind if I take pictures? Brought my own camera and everythin'
Valkyrie: Knock yourself out
Sanguine: Thanks
Valkyrie: No, really, run head first into a wall and knock yourself out

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #48037
#78. Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.'
'Do we have the right plan?'
'Not yet.'
'Do we have any plan?'
'Not yet.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #76475
#79. I love you all, even those I don't
particularly like. That's you, Beryl.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #238987
#80. Sanguine: That hurt
Tanith: I can make this easy on you
Sanguine: You gonna give me that sword of yours?
Tanith: No, but if you tell me what Baron Vengeous is planning, I'll let you walk away from here
Sanguine: But I drove here.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #258127
#81. Do you have a weapon for me, or do you want me to beat her to death with a large stick? - Mr Bliss

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #285573
#82. What is it with you women? You come into out lives, you take everythin'! Throughtout the years you got little peces of me, of my very soul, and now? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even shave? - Billy-Ray Sanguine

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #290862
#83. And I have lifetimes inside me, I'm the girl you see standing here,and I'm a cranky old professor, and I'm a peace-loving man, and I'm a killer and a maid and a king and a peasant. I am a dozen more. You think you're old? You got nothing on me.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #338813
#84. Lil' Darlin - Billy-Ray Sanguine

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #385299
#85. To betray is to act against, I just haven't acted at all - China Sorrows

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #492113
#86. The next time? Oh, my dear Eliza, you're not going to carry on with this, are you? The Faceless Ones had their chance. They returned and they were sent away again. It's time to move on. Time to take up another hobby, like crocheting, or serial killing.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #501380
#87. Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #510462
#88. Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting for Beginners is Probably Inadvisable and Seriously, Dude, Stop Monster Hunting.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #518662
#89. Kindness suits you."
"Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #528333
#90. Sanguine: Shackles can't hold me, pretty lady. I'm immune to just about every binding spell I reckon you ever heard of, and a few more you haven't. That's what makes me special
Tanith: That and your psychopathic tendencies
Sanguine: Oh, they don't make me special. They just make me fun.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #539628
#91. Well, OK then." He narrowed his eyes. "How about you? Do you have any ... romances I should know about?"
"Nope. Not one."
"Well, good. Excellent. There'll be plenty of time for boys when you leave college and become a nun."
She smiled. "I'm glad you have such ambitious dreams for me.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #553225
#92. Stephanie had no problem doing what she
was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she
should.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #618334
#93. I wasn't always who I am now. No one ever is. I've spent my entire lifetime becoming who I am. Finally, I'm here and I'm old. It's depressing, it really is.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #657005
#94. If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a very brave and heroic death. Oh and don't Oh, and don't touch the radio
I've got it tuned right where I want it and I don't want you messing that up.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #720695
#95. Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #728752
#96. Bravery, after all, isn't the absence of fear. Bravery is the acknowledgement and the conquering of fear.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #736124
#97. Strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #757205
#98. Through the gaps in the books, Ryan could see someone in the next aisle over, moving slowly. Someone in black. Someone whistling. Ryan recognized the tune. It was the theme music to Harry Potter.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #763673
#99. What about you?" he asked, his words not much more than a mumble. "Regrets?"

"Many," Skuduggery said.

Tesseract's breath rattled in his chest. "That's the goo thing about living. You get to make up for past mistakes."

"Or make brand-new ones.

Derek Landy

Skulduggery Quotes #853485
#100. Stephanie: I wouldn't mind a sister either
Tanith: Any chance of that happening?
Stephanie: I can't see what would be in it for my parents. I mean, they have the perfect daughter already - What more could they want?

Derek Landy

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