Skimboard Quotes

#1. Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

#2. I cannot write music. I cannot play the piano.

Jayne Meadows

#3. An elite group of less than a billion people now take more than 80 per cent of the world's wealth.

John Pilger

#4. The most agonising thing is to drop doubt into a man about his being a reality, three-dimensional - and not some other kind of reality.

Yevgeny Zamyatin

#5. And it is unstructured play that provides the greatest opportunities for kids to be curious, creative, spontaneous, and collaborative.

Madeline Levine

#6. But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.

Neil Gaiman

#7. Soon the Boggy Mun would open up shop. I wore no cloak and had no pockets. I carried my knife and salt in a basket. Little Red Riding Hood, skipping off into the woods. And whom will she meet?
Why, her own self, of course: the wolf.

Franny Billingsley

#8. I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear.

MaryJanice Davidson

#9. I request that they may be considered in confidence, until the members of Congress are fully possessed of their contents, and shall have had opportunity to deliberate on the consequences of their publication; after which time, I submit them to your wisdom.

John Adams

#10. He stepped back and threw his arms out.
"I'm always crazy around you Rose. Here, I'm going to write an impromptu poem for you."
He tipped his head back and shouted to the sky:
"Rose is in red
But never in blue
Sharp as a thorn
Fights like one too.

Richelle Mead

#11. That child of Hell had nothing human; nothing lived in him but fear and hatred.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#12. I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, i'll be nice to you. Simple as that!

Eminem

#13. I admit that death is not just about you, it's also about the people who love you.

Peter Greenaway

#14. If you see anyone from about sixteen to sixty-five and they're male, shoot 'em. Kill every male you see.

Chris Kyle