Six Best Doctor Quotes

#1. A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

Henny Youngman

#2. Personal integrity comes from integrating our life experiences with our belief systems

Sharon Wegscheider-Cruse

#3. Life becomes involuntary repetitive when you suffer from short term memory loss.

Steven Magee

#4. My dad was in the military, yeah. He was in the Air Force, and he was a doctor, so he would go places for six months here, and two years there. And I was home-schooled because I played the violin, and I did a lot of competitions.

Felicia Day

#5. I was once being interviewed by Barbara Walters ... In between two of the segments she asked me ... "But what would you do if the doctor gave you only six months to live?" I said, "Type faster.

Isaac Asimov

#6. You have to change on the inside before change will happen on the outside.

Joel Osteen

#7. If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

Isaac Asimov

#8. They just tested the tap water in Los Angeles and they found traces of estrogen and antidepressants in the tap water. So it's nice to know my son's going to grow up and have huge breasts but it's not going to bother him that much.

Greg Fitzsimmons

#9. Running just makes me happy. I love the freedom of running. I ran until I was seven and a half months pregnant with each of my babies. When I gave birth to my first son, my doctor said I couldn't run for six weeks. I was sneaking back out after eight days.

Kim Alexis

#10. My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau

#11. I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.

Keith Richards

#12. I was given a stethoscope in a child's 'doctor's bag' at about age six and I loved it! One could hear the heart beating through that plastic toy.

Jessye Norman

#13. When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.

Enid Bagnold

#14. Hospice means end-of-life care. The admission ticket is a diagnosis from a doctor that you have six months or less to live.

Eleanor Clift

#15. By the time we went to Doctor Simon I think Barney had been totally disabled for at least six months.

Betty Hill

#16. The thing you see in survivors is that they express feelings - I won't say some of the things they tell their doctors, when doctors tell them they're going to die in six months. Boy, do they let the doctor know how they feel about that statement.

Bernie Siegel

#17. Saying of the Prophet
Food
Nobody has eaten better food than that won by his own labour.

Idries Shah

#18. One doctor in Chicago said I was bluffing, but what he really meant was that I was a twin six and he had never seen one before.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#19. He looked like someone who smelled like someone who lived in a mushroom, and that bothered Twoflower.

Terry Pratchett