Silly Wife Quotes

#1. If Courtezans and Strumpets were to be prosecuted with as much Rigour as some silly People would have it, what Locks or Bars would be sufficient to preserve the Honour of our Wives and Daughters?

Bernard De Mandeville

#2. As soon as I arrived, I went to the head inn, held by Mr. Creighton, a silly, despicable man, but privileged in having an excellent wife.

James Hogg

#3. On any given day, my daughters would snuggle in bed with my wife and me. We just hug and kiss each other. We laugh out loud and act completely silly. I stop and think to myself, "This is love."

Jacob Vargas

#4. From a very early age, my wife and I told our son that there are times and places for everything. I told him, look, when you're in class, you have to be quiet and listen to your teacher, but when you go out to the playground, you can scream and be silly.

Mark Hoppus

#5. Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question?

John Prescott

#6. The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

#7. Goodbyes are sad, but they are temporary, because as hellos ends with goodbyes, so will goodbyes start with hellos.

Melody Manful

#8. Nature meant for me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit.

John Dryden

#9. When I started to paint I felt transported into a kind of paradise ... In everyday life I was usually bored and vexed ... Starting to paint I felt gloriously free ...

Henri Matisse

#10. You're a domestic man, David. You feel hundreds of small affections all the time. They haunt every friendly pillow and comfortable chair like household gods. Together they add up to a great love, big enough to ignore this silly man who's hanging around your wife's skirts.

J.G. Ballard

#11. My first [wife] was an angel; My second a silly woman; My third a Roman Senator; My fourth a pretty little thing; My fifth - all woman!

Nat C. Goodwin

#12. I always listen," the duke said, annoyed. "Just hang your silly, unnatural notion, that hearing means following your orders.

Janny Wurts

#13. That's silly talk ... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper.

Barack Obama

#14. As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

Groucho Marx

#15. When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra.

Bill Cosby

#16. A man in love will jump to pick up a glove or a bouquet for a silly girl of sixteen, whilst at home he will permit his aged mother to carry pails of water and armfuls of wood, or his wife to lug a twenty-pound baby, hour after hour, without ever offe

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

#17. for frail but surprisingly strong fairies who had lost their way above ground
for burned mermaids and sick vampire girls
for wild wolfish women with sharp teeth and leaves in their hair

Francesca Lia Block

#18. We all arrive by different streets, by unequal languages, at Silence.

Pablo Neruda

#19. Although thoroughly discredited and defanged, the Bund, in the public mind,

Lynne Olson

#20. When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Don Epperson

#21. In 50 years, did you ever have a vacation, you little, silly, half-pint, smidgin of a wife?

John Steinbeck