Shrek The Musical Funny Quotes

#1. Because she deserved more than me. She deserved someone who could give her the whole universe.

Jacqueline Rayner

#2. It has been given to you on Christ's behalf not only to believe in Him, but also to suffer for Him. Philippians 1:29

Beth Moore

#3. In all honesty, I don't know what one song can change.

Paul Weller

#4. This man might be drawn to the pussy palace but fuck if its queen will hand out orders that I'll obey.

K. Bromberg

#5. I was recruited by the former Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong. And I never forgot his key message to me when he was encouraging me to come in. He said: "You must hold fast to your values. If you have to compromise your values in order to join us, you lose your value to us."

Vivian Balakrishnan

#6. And what is it with these fucking people and teenage virgins anyway? Have they ever actually shagged one? I have, more than once, and none of the encounters would appear on my list of sexual highlights.

Christopher Brookmyre

#7. Who knows better than artists how much ugliness there is on the way to beauty, how many ghastly, mortifying missteps, how many days of granitic blockheadedness and dismaying ineptitude there is on the way to accomplishment, how partial all accomplishment is, how incomplete?

Tony Kushner

#8. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Judy Sheindlin

#9. Every single cell in the human body replaces itself over a period of seven years. That means there's not even the smallest part of you now that was part of you seven years ago.

Steven Hall