Judy Sheindlin Quotes

#1. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

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#2. You only have one chance for a first impression.

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#3. If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

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#4. "Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

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#5. There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

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#6. One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

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#7. Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

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#8. If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

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#9. I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

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#10. You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation

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#11. Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife ...

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#12. If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

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#13. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

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#14. The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

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#15. Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

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#16. I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

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#17. They put an eraser on a pencil for a reason.

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#18. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

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#19. It's your life; live it well.

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