Top 25 Shagged Out Quotes
#1. The next morning I woke up at oh eight oh oh hours, my brothers, and as I still felt shagged and fagged and fashed and bashed and my glazzies were stuck together real horrorshow with sleepglue, I thought I would not go to school.
Anthony Burgess
#2. I believe that everyone, regardless of who they are, should do something that is greater than themselves. Whether it's adoption, or helping people who are sick or poor, or whatever. That's what God put us on this earth to do.
Tim Tebow
#4. Once you experience a major loss and survive, everything else after that you lose seems petty and doesn't affect you much.
Himmilicious
#5. In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.
Kristen Johnston
#6. If you turn up with a tattoo on your face, telling me you've shagged a lady boy, I'm definitely not marrying you.
Samantha Towle
#7. My favorite sequels are basically all Mike Myers films - 'Wayne's World 2,' 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,' 'Shrek 2.' Anything he does, it's best the second time around. He needs to do 'So I Married an Axe Murderer 2.'
Adam DeVine
#8. If you ask amateurs to act as front-line security personnel, you shouldn't be surprised when you get amateur security.
Bruce Schneier
#9. I'd never really wanted to have a really 'private' life before. But when somebody starts delving into it and printing details through the tabloids for shagging people you shouldn't have shagged, then that probably made me shy away a bit more from giving too much away.
Jarvis Cocker
#10. Start with the man in the mirror. Start with yourself. Dont be looking at all the other things. Start with you
Michael Jackson
#11. I think it's probably a good lesson for other people to follow - to not always make the decision that's popular for others, but to do what you feel like is the right thing to do.
Landon Donovan
#13. And what is it with these fucking people and teenage virgins anyway? Have they ever actually shagged one? I have, more than once, and none of the encounters would appear on my list of sexual highlights.
Christopher Brookmyre
#14. It is in reference to Pope Julius that Machiavelli moralizes on the resemblance between Fortune and women, and concludes that it is the bold rather than the cautious man that will win and hold them both.
W.K. Marriott
#15. Between the marriages, I shagged my way round television studios like a mechanical digger.
Steven Moffat
#16. They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
George Best
#17. It was actually, 'Where ever there is television, there is poor old shagged out Tom Baker running across the rocks and punting down the river.'
Tom Baker
#18. All renewables, much as I love them, are diffuse. They all have a small power per unit area, and we have to live with that fact.
David J. C. MacKay
#19. Charlie Asher: I accidently shagged a monk last night.
Minty Fresh: Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.
Christopher Moore
#20. "Grey - you're on my shit list and I'm watching you.
E.L. James
#21. I shagged my sex god boss whilst my husband was on holiday with his secret mistress' has a certain ring to it.
Kitty French
#22. Carl reckoned that it was none of his affair until his life was on the line. Even if these two blokes shagged each other senseless every chance they got, he didn't see how that really affected him.
Abigail Roux
#23. Privatization is a bitter pill but it is a pill that will cure.
Frederick Chiluba
#24. he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character.
Hettie Ivers
#25. We were all feeling that bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it having been an evening of some small energy expenditure.
Anthony Burgess
