Top 20 Shagged Quotes
#1. In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.
Kristen Johnston
#2. We were all feeling that bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it having been an evening of some small energy expenditure.
Anthony Burgess
#3. he hadn't killed or shagged even one single person in front of me - which I felt was a rather good indication of his superior character.
Hettie Ivers
#4. Carl reckoned that it was none of his affair until his life was on the line. Even if these two blokes shagged each other senseless every chance they got, he didn't see how that really affected him.
Abigail Roux
#5. I shagged my sex god boss whilst my husband was on holiday with his secret mistress' has a certain ring to it.
Kitty French
#6. Charlie Asher: I accidently shagged a monk last night.
Minty Fresh: Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.
Christopher Moore
#7. It was actually, 'Where ever there is television, there is poor old shagged out Tom Baker running across the rocks and punting down the river.'
Tom Baker
#8. They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?
George Best
#9. Between the marriages, I shagged my way round television studios like a mechanical digger.
Steven Moffat
#10. And what is it with these fucking people and teenage virgins anyway? Have they ever actually shagged one? I have, more than once, and none of the encounters would appear on my list of sexual highlights.
Christopher Brookmyre
#12. I'd never really wanted to have a really 'private' life before. But when somebody starts delving into it and printing details through the tabloids for shagging people you shouldn't have shagged, then that probably made me shy away a bit more from giving too much away.
Jarvis Cocker
#13. My favorite sequels are basically all Mike Myers films - 'Wayne's World 2,' 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me,' 'Shrek 2.' Anything he does, it's best the second time around. He needs to do 'So I Married an Axe Murderer 2.'
Adam DeVine
#14. If you turn up with a tattoo on your face, telling me you've shagged a lady boy, I'm definitely not marrying you.
Samantha Towle
#15. The next morning I woke up at oh eight oh oh hours, my brothers, and as I still felt shagged and fagged and fashed and bashed and my glazzies were stuck together real horrorshow with sleepglue, I thought I would not go to school.
Anthony Burgess
#16. Modesty is a bright dish-cover, which makes us fancy there is something very nice underneath it.
Douglas William Jerrold
#18. I study how governments seek to stifle and control online dissent.
Rebecca MacKinnon
#19. People live in sleep, do everything in sleep, and do not know they are asleep.
P.D. Ouspensky
#20. A page of Addison or of Irving will teach more of style than a whole manual of rules, whilst a story of Poe's will impress upon the mind a more vivid notion of powerful and correct description and narration than will ten dry chapters of a bulky textbook.
H.P. Lovecraft
