Top 20 Sex Ed Quotes
#1. What this means for parents is that you never know what your child's "sex education" class may entail. Only fourteen states require that sex ed be medically accurate.

#2. I didn't say it didn't feel good..." They never tell you this part in sex ed, how to talk about what you did and why you did it and what you thought about it, before, during, and after.

#3. Sex-ed courses look at girl's internal parts: for boys it's about ejaculation, erection and wet dreams; for girls, it's periods and unwanted pregnancy. We never talk to girls about sexual self-exploration or self-knowledge.

#4. And what causes orgasm in a man? Kate Daniels, the sex-ed specialist. Kill me, somebody.

#5. Sex Ed - when I finally got to take it - was all about biology and birth control and nothing about anything that actually goes on between people.

#6. I think that when you get married you have consented to sex. That's what marriage is all about, I don't know if maybe these girls missed sex ed.

#7. No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.

#8. The kind of late where the 99% effective warnings on the side of condom boxes flashed before my eyes as I white knuckled my way down the 405, silently screaming, why me? Why, oh why me? I'm a new millennium girl. I took copious notes in 6th grade Sex Ed.

#9. It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their stuff in this millennium.

#10. Look, I am in the establishment because my dad, the greatest man alive was president of the United States and my brother, who I adore as well as fantastic brother was president. Fine, I'll take it. I guess I'm part of the establishment Barbara Bush is my mom. I'll take that, too.

#11. If you roll dice, you know that the odds are one in six that the dice will come up on a particular side. So you can calculate the risk. But, in the stock market, such computations are bull - you don't even know how many sides the dice have!

#12. His attentive treatment of her had nothing to do with the presumption that she was weak, and everything to do with the conviction that she was valuable.

#13. The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever tried to make love under water, you will know why.

#14. There are cats and cats.

#15. Trenton," Nick said patiently, "it is simple: your pizzle, her quim, you both enjoy each other until you can't move. Nothing simpler. You have three children, for pity's sake, need I draw you diagrams?

#16. I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I'd just get a new haircut. It's good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It's just a haircut folks! It's not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little ... it'll grow back!

#17. In a crisis, the man worth his salt is the man who meets the needs of the situation in whatever way is necessary.

#18. A nation cannot afford to do a mean thing.

#19. Once she had fired the pistol," Stealth continued, "she was no longer a potential threat, but an actual one. Smith had not ordered me to deal with actual threats.

#20. I find the whole concept of women screaming at me so odd. It's very flattering, but I don't think I will ever consider myself to be a sex symbol.

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