Top 14 Amber Kizer Quotes
#1. It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their stuff in this millennium.
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#2. I pushed back my chair and leaned against the table, then swung back to Tens. 'And if you're not nicer to me I'll just wiggle my eyebrows or purse my lips or whatever the hell I do to kill everything around me and then you'll be dead. And then we'll see who gets the last laugh.
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#3. You're not from around here, are you? Can't be. Why would we name it I-YOU-POO-Y? Really? Say the letters. I-U-P-U-I.
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#4. Love conquers nothing. Love provides the motivation; the person must do the rest with their own hands, heart, and feet.
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#5. What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods
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#7. History teaches us things about ourselves, but you have to listen for the lessons. You have to be really still to hear the whispers.
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#8. What good is a quilt if it's unused? The same as a life unused. They're meant to be wrung out and frayed around the edges. That's the way of things. Always has been. Always will be.
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#9. Death is what makes life possible. It's the balance, Meridian. There always has to be balance.
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#10. Her fingers were gnarled and crooked like the roots of the oldest swamp trees. Not prissy roots of trees that grew in manicured parks and didn't understand the mess of life. These were roots forced to grow around, and down, and through, to survive.
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#11. If you live long enough, you learn time is an illusion created by men who fear death. The clocks and watches worshipped by those who deny the inevitable. There is power in acknowledging we are not the ones in control.
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#13. Smoked sausage and a jolly tupping. Ale and folly. Fickle bosoms and bar fights. That is the sum of experiences my souls gathered from their lives. Why do I attract all the unsophisticated fancy men? For once could one love the opera and his mother?
- Lucinda Myer, b. 1702-d. 1808
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