Senior Moments Funny Quotes

#1. His quant band was gone, he noticed: he wouldn't be tracking his steps, his blood oxygen, heart rate, local EF field activity, or the five other things it automagically quantified and uploaded and shared. Digitally, he would actually appear dead.

Warren Ellis

#2. There is no new knowledge, all is ancient and infinite

Louise Hay

#3. It was what she imagined doing heroin would be like: terrible for you but impossible to resist.

Libby Schmais

#4. In the first decade of my life, I came to know and love God, as I was raised in a Christian home and community.

Chely Wright

#5. Generally speaking, the public appetite for criminal justice policy is just tough talk.

Kamala Harris

#6. Jem drew back from her, looking dazed. "By the Angel," he said. "Perhaps we do need a chaperon.

Cassandra Clare

#7. In today's life, the world belongs only to the stupid, the insensitive and the agitated. The right to live and triumph is now conquered almost by the same means by which you conquer internment in an asylum: the inability to think, amorality and hiperexcitation.

Fernando Pessoa

#8. My dear Boris, can you not take a joke?" "Was it a joke?

Agatha Christie

#9. I think part of what acting did for me is it kind of represents all my greatest fears. I'm sort of compelled to do it, but at the same time, it's so frightening. But I think that the things that frighten me the most in life are the things I should be doing.

Hannah Ware

#10. All politics is a struggle for power; the ultimate kind of power is violence.

C. Wright Mills

#11. When sex is necessary for the plot of a book, or a character development, then I don't shy away from it. Why should I?

Laurell K. Hamilton

#12. Drunks they may be, but a drunken man knows not fear. Fools, aye, but a fool can kill a king. Rats, that too, but a thousand rats can bring down a bear.

George R R Martin

#13. Sometimes he spent hours together in the great libraries of Paris, those catacombs of departed authors, rummaging among their hoards of dusty and obsolete works in quest of food for his unhealthy appetite. He was, in a manner, a literary ghoul, feeding in the charnel-house of decayed literature.

Washington Irving

#14. In the NBA, it's about patience.

Chauncey Billups