Top 9 Funny Senior Quotes
#2. Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
Jerry Coleman
#4. Let me moderate our sorrows. The grief of a man should not exceed proper bounds, but be in proportion to the blow he has received.
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Juvenal
#5. Once you get hooked on the airline business, it's worse than dope.
Ed Acker
#7. incidentally, all Amazon senior executives had to read - the
Brad Stone
#8. Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She slapped my back. "Welcome to high school.
Harlan Coben
#9. Used a replica gun to steal a replica sportscar and experienced a replica of remorse
Steve Aylett
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