Top 10 Seinfeld Elaine Quotes

#1. Life is a school of the spirit.

Stephen R. Lawhead

Seinfeld Elaine Quotes #119547
#2. Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld Elaine Quotes #193711
#3. I would have to say I was an excellent student. I was the type to always do my homework and study when I needed to. I never really partied or did anything like that.

Tia Mowry

Seinfeld Elaine Quotes #207475
#4. In fact at home I sometimes like to be quiet and hear the sounds of the world outside.

Brenda Blethyn

Seinfeld Elaine Quotes #431862
#5. Peace does not appear so distant as it did. I hope it will come soon, and come to stay; and so come as to be worth the keeping in all future time.

Abraham Lincoln

Seinfeld Elaine Quotes #1046097
#6. Was on my last leg, I couldn't even borrow my friend's extra peg.

Sly Stone

Seinfeld Elaine Quotes #1311464
#7. I feel like...if you're in the shower with a boy, and he doesn't pee on you, he's not that into you. May

Asa Akira

Seinfeld Elaine Quotes #1455727
#8. My mum taught me that bodies are bodies, and they come in all shapes and sizes - we should be free about that. My legs are a bit dangly, and my knees point inwards. Everyone has insecurities, but I try not to focus on them. It's important to be confident with what you've got.

Eliza Doolittle

Seinfeld Elaine Quotes #1622393
#9. HeyHey is my favourite app. It's like Instagram but for sound recordings, with little soundbites from people's days. We spend far too much time looking down at our phones, so it's nice to have your head up while you listen to what other people have uploaded.

Gael Garcia Bernal

Seinfeld Elaine Quotes #1680403
#10. Cait," I called over, "how much is this going to cost?" Sudden silence. Every eye in the room fell upon me, cold as winter ice. "Right," I said, holding up a hand. "I'm just gonna maybe shut up now.

Craig Schaefer

Seinfeld Elaine Quotes #1714325

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