Secanja Voyage Quotes

#1. Admittedly, the masturbation story is just a "Hey, this is one of my best-of's, I'll throw it in the special." But the grandmother stuff, really, I feel like is part of the theme and part of the best way to end the story that I'm telling with the special.

Jen Kirkman

#2. The playthings of our elders are called business.

Saint Augustine

#3. Stay fluid and roll with those changes. Life is just a big extended improvisation.

Jane Lynch

#4. Unfortunately, unless the job description included a translation of the prologue of The Canterbury Tales, I was dreadfully under-qualified.

Rachel Vincent

#5. The gods wanted war?
They were about to get it.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#6. That feeling of hopelessness and racism has been looming over Detroit ever since I was a kid.

Robert Hood

#7. If the audience, in minute 50, is thinking about the way a movie is shot, there's a problem. I want it to permeate emotionally.

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

#8. If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

G. Gordon Liddy

#9. When ladies used to come to me in dreams, I said, 'Pretty mother, pretty mother.' But when at last she really came, I shot her.

J.M. Barrie