Screw Things Up Quotes

#1. You've got to understand , Angel, a man like me looks at a women like you and it's inevitable thatIm going to screw things up .

Bella Andre

#2. To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.

Henry Spencer

#3. When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day.

Seth Lloyd

#4. We all just live in this giant cycle where we screw things up and hurt people we love, and then we turn around and try to atone for that by fixing other things. And maybe we're all just waiting on our turn for a broken heart and the person who will fix it.

Cora Carmack

#5. I know I'm probably still destined to screw things up with Sutton but I've decided, until then, my soul was her bitch.

Anonymous

#6. Well, I figure if you're gonna screw things up by skipping school, the day better be worth it.

Katie Klein

#7. Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up

Heather Brewer

#8. I think once I fail enough as a dad, I'll be looking for help wherever I can get it. I just need enough time to screw things up and then I'll start looking to TV dads for advice.

Ty Burrell

#9. Actors, I have to say, most of the time, they elevate things; they don't screw things up most of the time.

Michael Douglas

#10. I suppose you will continue to screw things up unless I level with you, Navarre. Or unless I get someone to throw you in jail."
"Most likely."
"Goddamn your father."
"Amen.

Rick Riordan

#11. If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway.

Nora Roberts

#12. In our system of government, an opposition party doesn't have the ability to pass legislation, but it has the ability to massively screw things up.

Alex Pareene

#13. Bad restaurants find unique ways to be bad. Good ones are good in the same way: good food, nice staff, a pleasant room. The human capacity for finding unique ways to screw things up always amazes me.

Jay Rayner

#14. If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.

Randall "Tex" Cobb

#15. And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time.

Henry Rollins

#16. Humans weren't made to be perfect, Daniel. We were made to screw up, fuck up, and learn new things. We were made perfectly imperfect.

Brittainy C. Cherry

#17. The dimmed outlines of phenomenal things all merge into one another unless we put on the focusing-glass of theory, and screw it up sometimes to one pitch of definition and sometimes to another, so as to see down into different depths through the great millstone of the world.

James Clerk Maxwell

#18. I become an actress to do things that scare the sh*t out of me and I felt like I didn't stand a chance to get this part because people have preconceived notions about me, but if they gave me the part, I would do everything in my power to not screw it up.

Lizzy Caplan

#19. Rule number one of the wizarding business. Never let them see you sweat. People expect us to know things. It can be a big advantage. Don't screw it up by looking like you're as confused as everyone else. Bad for the image.

Jim Butcher

#20. We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.

Neil Cavuto

#21. It's very rare in our lives that we're like "Ooh, I'm going to really screw this family up." You just don't. You work from a place of need, like I want to finish this movie or I want to feel loved at that moment or I need empathy right now. And then, you do things that are questionable.

Ry Russo-Young

#22. The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up.

Clint Eastwood

#23. It's so easy to screw up. To make a choice that seems right. Then time passes and you look back and you say, 'How the hell did I do that?' Attitudes change. Insights change. Eventually things you were so damned sure were right become ... incomprehensible.

Kelley Armstrong

#24. There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me."
"Then we're doomed for sure.

Ilona Andrews

#25. It can kind of screw up things if you're trying to overwork something.

Jeff Bridges

#26. You've got a great chance in college to do all sorts of terrible irresponsible things, and you should totally do them. I mean, make huge mistakes. This is the time in your life if you screw up, it's okay because you can bounce back from it.

Patrick Rothfuss

#27. One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with me because I'll make you look bad, which I had to do, because you wind up with drunks and loud people.

Bob Newhart

#28. We don't screw up by saying yes to the wrong things; we screw up by letting all the floats in the parade pass us by and never jumping on one of them for a ride to the end.

Annie F. Downs

#29. I've certainly had to bite my tongue on occasion and live to fight another day, so to speak, on certain things. But when you're new and fresh, you come out and think, 'I don't want to screw my chance up, so I'll go along with what everybody else does.'

Joe Nichols

#30. As for my constant low-grade state of confusion - the Blur is a term that seems to be sticking - let me break it into three categories: (1) things I should know but never learned, (2) things I choose not to know, and (3) things I know but totally screw up.

Maria Semple

#31. Everyone has crap in their background, everyone has things they wish they could undo. But most people don't go around doing their best to screw up their present lives because of it.

Nicholas Sparks