School Sarcasm Quotes

#1. A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.

Nenia Campbell

#2. The kind of teacher who never learned anything herself. Or taught anything, except sarcasm or fear.

Tanith Lee

#3. The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.

Jolene Stockman

#4. High School. Society's bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.

Chris Colfer

#5. I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.

Heather Chapple

#6. I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.

Jerome K. Jerome

#7. Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale's head.

Sarah Rees Brennan

#8. What is your collective GPA for this year?"
"Not as high as I'd like it to be."
Freud steepled his fingers in front of his mouth. "What about your parents?"
"I don't know. They haven't been in school for a while.

Nenia Campbell

#9. What's it like? Ballet school?"
"Harsh," he said. "Everyone dances until they collapse. We eat only raw-egg smoothies and wheat protein. Every Friday we have a dance-off and whoever is left standing gets a chocolate bar. Also we have to watch dance movies constantly.

Cassandra Clare