Scerbo Football Quotes

#1. How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.

Bill Veeck

#2. I have my heroes. Some of whom are still alive, and unfortunately many that aren't.

Mike Royer

#3. It is easy to be lenient at other people's expense, and call it generosity of mind.

Anthony Daniels

#4. So the poor translator must not just go back and forth between two languages, but if he is worthy of his calling must shift between two selves, with all the perils of this induced schizophrenia.

Gregory Rabassa

#5. My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.

Lewis Black

#6. I think I could orgasm just looking at him, she moaned

Samantha Young

#7. Greatness is won, not awarded.

Guy Kawasaki

#8. If you don't believe it's elves, that's your problem. I know it's elves.

Janet Taylor Lisle

#9. Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?

Desiderius Erasmus

#10. Turn a major mistake into a master mentor, learn from it.

Stella Payton

#11. People often talk about the pain and degradation of being bullied. No one really talks about the cost. Not that money is more important than those other things, but having to pay the expenses of your own humiliation just rubbed rock salt into the wound.

Lish McBride

#12. The surname of an atheist is compound unfortunate plus being, therefore unfortunate-beings, making all atheists unfortunate beings because human beings are created by God and not products of big bang atoms undergoing evolution.

S. E. Entsua-Mensah

#13. Always in the perfect moment in the best place. For one lesson more!

Deyth Banger

#14. All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.

Gloria Swanson

#15. Consider scheduling a daily meeting with your new executive. Require them to bring a comprehensive set of questions about everything they heard that day but did not completely understand.

Ben Horowitz