Daniel Dumile Quotes

#1. Nowadays, the game is all bugged out,
Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

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#2. There's four sides to every story ...
If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.

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#3. Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober.
How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

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#4. Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck,
And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

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#5. Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear
To stack more dough more calmly this year.

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#6. The motto goes: Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll.
I prefer: Love, Hugs and Hip-Hop Soul.

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#7. Soup's on and I got a coupon.
Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon.
He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce ...
And this ain't no Burger King, so you no get no toy, boss."

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#8. Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend,
Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.

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#9. Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain.
Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

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#10. Mary, you make me wanna eat you
Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you
Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too
Seductive and whatever, it might as well be see through.

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#11. Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions,
All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

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#12. You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me:
Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.

Daniel Dumile