Sayings About Using A Condom

#1. And fuck, I was ruined. Ruined for sex with anyone else, ruined for using a condom with this girl.

Christina Lauren

#2. A moral principle is not a command to act or to forbear acting in a given way: it is a tool for analyzing a special situation, the right or wrong being determined by the situation in its entirety, not by the rule as such.

John Dewey

#3. Just because you kill people doesn't mean your feet should.

Rick Riordan

#4. In his experience, true leaders seldom had or needed flamboyant titles.

Mercedes Lackey

#5. Sometimes luck put a man in the right place at the right time. Sometimes, a good friend. But more often than not, Daniel mused, it was the providence of God and His never-ending grace.

Rachel Hauck

#6. She didn't trust herself to pull off a seductress act, not with Sorin. He would probably just throw her out.

Leah Cypess

#7. Of all unfortunate men one of the unhappiest is a middling author endowed with too lively a sensibility for criticism.

Benjamin Disraeli

#8. Playing a three-hour Rush show is like running a marathon while solving equations.

Neil Peart

#9. Personality maintains its discreetness by an act of will. Otherwise one person will flow helplessly into another.

Camille Paglia

#10. The living Web unfolds in time, and as we see each daily revelation we experience its growth as a story.

Mark Bernstein

#11. Any guy who tells you he is carrying a condom in his wallet in case of an emergency is full of shit. We only put a condom in our wallet with the full intention of using it the night we put it in there.

Shandi Boyes

#12. In a French accent developed through a lifetime of using English I said, 'Hello sir, I would like to row the English Channel in a bath please.'
What actually arrived in the ear of the French Navy man was, 'Hello sire, I would like to fight a condom across a bath if you please.

Tim FitzHigham

#13. If Verity's sins were knives, quick and vicious, then Prosperity's were poison. Slow, insidious, but just as deadly.

Victoria Schwab

#14. SlingBlade: If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.

Tucker Max

#15. It [soccer] would be much more interesting if every so often, the ball spontaneously exploded.

Michelle Madow

#16. I can wear a sexy dress to any red carpet event. My wedding is my chance to go all the way and wear a princess silhouette.

Roselyn Sanchez

#17. There is no question that everybody who works in show business is lucky because of the number of people who wish they where working in show business.

Brent Spiner

#18. In our culture, security has become an obsession.

Benjamin Carson