
Top 18 Sayings About Using A Condom
#1. And fuck, I was ruined. Ruined for sex with anyone else, ruined for using a condom with this girl.
Christina Lauren
#2. A moral principle is not a command to act or to forbear acting in a given way: it is a tool for analyzing a special situation, the right or wrong being determined by the situation in its entirety, not by the rule as such.
John Dewey
#3. Just because you kill people doesn't mean your feet should.
Rick Riordan
#4. In his experience, true leaders seldom had or needed flamboyant titles.
Mercedes Lackey
#5. Sometimes luck put a man in the right place at the right time. Sometimes, a good friend. But more often than not, Daniel mused, it was the providence of God and His never-ending grace.
Rachel Hauck
#6. She didn't trust herself to pull off a seductress act, not with Sorin. He would probably just throw her out.
Leah Cypess
#7. Of all unfortunate men one of the unhappiest is a middling author endowed with too lively a sensibility for criticism.
Benjamin Disraeli
#8. Playing a three-hour Rush show is like running a marathon while solving equations.
Neil Peart
#9. Personality maintains its discreetness by an act of will. Otherwise one person will flow helplessly into another.
Camille Paglia
#10. The living Web unfolds in time, and as we see each daily revelation we experience its growth as a story.
Mark Bernstein
#11. Any guy who tells you he is carrying a condom in his wallet in case of an emergency is full of shit. We only put a condom in our wallet with the full intention of using it the night we put it in there.
Shandi Boyes
#12. In a French accent developed through a lifetime of using English I said, 'Hello sir, I would like to row the English Channel in a bath please.'
What actually arrived in the ear of the French Navy man was, 'Hello sire, I would like to fight a condom across a bath if you please.
Tim FitzHigham
#13. If Verity's sins were knives, quick and vicious, then Prosperity's were poison. Slow, insidious, but just as deadly.
Victoria Schwab
#14. SlingBlade: If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.
Tucker Max
#15. It [soccer] would be much more interesting if every so often, the ball spontaneously exploded.
Michelle Madow
#16. I can wear a sexy dress to any red carpet event. My wedding is my chance to go all the way and wear a princess silhouette.
Roselyn Sanchez
#17. There is no question that everybody who works in show business is lucky because of the number of people who wish they where working in show business.
Brent Spiner
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