Sausage Party Quotes

#1. Pauline: "All under-fives are mad Adrian, you used to talk to the moon. You invited it to your birthday party and cried when it didn't turn up."
George: "When it went dark and the moon came up, you ran outside and threw a sausage roll at it!

Sue Townsend

#2. The marathon is like a bullfight.

Alberto Salazar

#3. I guess I'm a workaholic!

Christina Ricci

#4. Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ...

Vivian Stanshall

#5. Alex rolled his eyes. "It's just a house party, Ror. I didn't promise you ... whatever the opposite of a sausage fest is."
Rory grinned unashamedly. "An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?

Erin Lawless

#6. Remember, you fly an airplane with you head, not your hands and feet.

Bevo Howard

#7. A woman comes to a table, and you're supposed to get up. Period. But I don't always do it. In general, you're supposed to do it every time. But sometimes you're seated against the wall, and it's awkward.

Lyle Lovett

#8. The best use of family was having it in front of other people.

Julia Pierpont

#9. For years, I looked to Bruce Lee as a mentor as being a Chinese and Asian man living in this country.

Donnie Yen

#10. Conservatives are tougher. They fight harder, they fight for their own, and they're willing to win for themselves and they're willing to impose pain on the opposition. Liberals are much less willing to do that. They're much more - they would much rather give to everybody.

Thomas B. Edsall

#11. It's not like it ruined my life, I was going to say, but then I didn't. Because it occurred to me that maybe it had ruined my life, in a kind of quiet way
a little lie, probably not so vital, insidiously separating me from everyone I loved.

Dan Chaon

#12. A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney ...

Henrik Ibsen

#13. Nice people never fucking finished first, they usually got shit on until they grew some balls. She

Michelle Hughes

#14. Ryan, you're not real. You don't exist ... You're Deacon Maybury," Skulduggery said. "You're a hiding place who thinks it's a boy.

Derek Landy