Satirical Humor Quotes

#1. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Lily Tomlin

#2. Men ought to find the difference between saltiness and bitterness. Certainly, he that hath a satirical vein, as he maketh others afraid of his wit, so he had need be afraid of others' memory.

Francis Bacon

#3. Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery

Charles Simmons

#4. Tribal Chief 1: The will of the people is what is best. That is what democracy means

Tribal Chief 2: But if the people don't know what they are talking about, how can that be the best?

Leonard Wibberley

#5. Like hell he was," said the first C.I.D. man. "I'm the C.I.D. man arround here."
Major Major could barely recognize him because he was wearing a faded maroon corduroy bathrobe with open seams under both arms, linty flannel pajamas, & worn house slippers with one flapping sole.

Joseph Heller

#6. Since I had started to break down all my writing and get rid of all facility and try to make instead of describe, writing had been wonderful to do.

Ernest Hemingway,

#7. This I know of life's difficult times: there is always a time for them to begin and a time for them to end, and the man who knows this knows he must thank God for each day he has suffered because that is always one day closer to the sun, the real sun.

Andre Dubus III

#8. We are puzzle pieces, bragging about being puzzle pieces, rather than being the picture.

Tom Althouse

#9. They who suspect a Mephistophiles, or sneering, satirical devil, under all, have not learned the secret of true humor, which sympathizes with gods themselves, in view of their grotesque, half-finished creatures.

Henry David Thoreau

#10. Really, I protest
what is left for the satirical mind to invent when reality so surpasses it?

Jude Morgan

#11. You might as well laugh at yourself,
everyone else is.

B.J. Neblett

#12. When I was younger, when I was a teenager, the work was more satirical and funny and cartoony. And part of it was chops - if you have a more limited repertoire of stick figures and cartoon characters, they lend themselves more to humor than to tragedy.

Eric Drooker

#13. #Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

E.A. Bucchianeri

#14. I looked in your eyes and saw my perfect match. You're every good thing I've ever dreamed my husband would be. I never knew who and what I could be, until I met you. You see the very heart of me. It beats only for you, and always will.

Tiffany Snow

#15. No one ever lacks a good reason for suicide.

Cesare Pavese

#16. If there are no other wonderful roles that come my way, I have a quite an interesting, dynamic life.

Karen Allen

#17. I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.

E.A. Bucchianeri

#18. Delirium: "What's the name of the word for the precise moment when you realize that you've actually forgotten how it felt to make love to somebody you really liked a long time ago?"
Dream: "There isn't one."
Delirium: "Oh. I thought maybe there was.

Neil Gaiman

#19. I will say this much for the nobility: that, tyrannical, murderous, rapacious and morally rotten as they were, they were deeply and enthusiastically religous. Nothing could divert them from the regular and faithful performace of the pieties enjoined b ythe Church

Mark Twain