Sarcastic Hair Quotes

#1. A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.

Darynda Jones

#2. I don't think I really realized what being an adult and being a real grownup was until I was at least twenty-eight.

Jodie Sweetin

#3. They were not half living, or quarter living. They were simply so many bags of bones in which sparks of life fluttered faintly.

Jack London

#4. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

Josh Billings

#5. The way I measure my life is 'Am I better than I was last year?'

Satya Nadella

#6. While you remain at home your hair is at the hairdresser's; you take out your teeth at night and sleep tucked away in a hundred cosmetics boxes - even your face does not sleep with you.

Martial

#7. This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short hair that's permed on top? What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct.

Tina Fey

#8. In your heart I found another ocean, another sky. I found another whole new world.

Subhan Zein

#9. You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

Mitch Hedberg

#10. I love you...and I'm sorry it took losing you to figure that out."
His anger deflated. "Did you say you love me?"
She nodded and tears dripped from her eyes.

He put a hand to his chest. "Are you sure, because my fucking heart can't take this.

Dana Mason