Sarcastic Driving Quotes

#1. Our society is not a community, but merely a collection of isolated family units.

Valerie Solanas

#2. When we practice paying attention, moving with ease of body and mind, and being efficient, our body becomes very capable and strong, and the mind is able to be calm and travel further inward, where we have direct access to your unique creativity, intuition, and feelings of connectivity.

Tara Stiles

#3. Every writer dreams of writing a book that will touch people.

Bruce Feiler

#4. stroked that doorway to her soul, stroked that insanity switch in my head. The one that didn't give a fuck about points, shame, or fear, only making her pull my hair, claw my skin, and scream my fucking name.

Lucian Bane

#5. I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

Norm MacDonald

#6. Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

David Letterman

#7. Poe was such a tragic and brilliant figure; he's somebody whom I've been somewhat obsessed with my whole life. I first read 'The Tell-Tale Heart' at age four.

Rose McGowan

#8. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem?

Will Smith

#9. Senator Kerry recovering very nicely after having shoulder surgery. The doctors said the senator was fully awake, lucid and joking after the surgery was done, but cautioned that that was just the drug. He went back to his boring self soon afterward.

Jay Leno

#10. He kissed like a fucking dream. Like Deane filled out an application, requested, "Send me a boy who kisses like this," and the universe followed instructions to the letter.

Suanne Laqueur

#11. I don't want no problems. I don't want to know problems.

DJ Khaled

#12. Ok look man, you clearly are not hard up for money, you're driving a range rover, so call whoever has your jaguar or benz and ask them to help you out. I got things to do.

Holly Hood

#13. Last night I woke up with someone squeezing my hand. It was my other hand.

William S. Burroughs

#14. I always thought I would have boys, but as a father, when your kids are born and they're healthy and happy, that's the most important thing.

Rob Mariano

#15. Mind in one place, heart in another.

Drake