Sarcastic Immaturity Quotes

#1. I wish every day of my life could be this absurd.

Julie Murphy

#2. A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.

Ambrose Bierce

#3. The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

Walter Winchell

#4. Mo Be Truthful, Gentle and Fearless

Mahatma Gandhi

#5. A few years ago, it would have been unthinkable to implement server software in JavaScript.

Guillermo Rauch

#6. The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much. Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century would end.

Douglas Adams

#7. I have a dogmatic certainty: God is in every person's life. God is in everyone's life. Even if the life of a person has been a disaster, even if it is destroyed by vices, drugs or anything else - God is in this person's life. You can - you must - try to seek God in every human life.

Pope Francis

#8. For me, the importance of photography is that you can point to something, that you can let other people see things. Ultimately, it is a matter of the specialness of the ordinary.

Rineke Dijkstra

#9. Heaven is not a place, and it's not a time. Heaven is being perfect.

Richard Bach