Sarcastic Divorce Quotes

#1. You know, you're like no other girl I've ever met. I love that you don't put up with bullshit.

Calia Read

#2. Your life is enriched with meaning when allow yourself to become inspired, set goals, and charge after them with passion.

Julie Connor

#3. One slice of key lime pie. Two forks.' I felt Todd's hand on my arm. 'You'll thank me later.' No doubt I would.

Ophelia London

#4. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Groucho Marx

#5. The more Christians focus on tangential issues, the less we will be heard on matters of true moral significance.

Philip Yancey

#6. There should be more sincerity and heart in human relations, more silence and simplicity in our interactions. Be rude when you're angry, laugh when something is funny, and answer when you're asked.

Anton Chekhov

#7. She should get a divorce and settle down.

Jack Paar

#8. When you work alongside somebody day in and day out, the relationships tend to be wonderful: they're lifelong.

James L. Brooks

#9. Files of the past can be changed through shock, encouragement or pain

Sunday Adelaja

#10. A picture does not lie. It has the quality of an image taken by a ghost hunter, revealing floaters and spirits that the participants had been unable to see.

Lena Dunham

#11. Facebook is one way to be able to communicate in a quick way. I never hired a firm to send out pictures and such so I am lame that way. All I can say is how grateful I am for the fans I have.

Scott Cohen

#12. Sometimes it takes failure to figure out who you aren't.

Anne Lamott

#13. I definitely think that, for a woman, the biggest turn-on is the mind. Otherwise, obviously you want someone who keeps up with himself and has self-respect and self-confidence.

Jennifer Nettles

#14. At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.

Abraham Lincoln

#15. She wanted to tell him to go but she couldn't bear it if he did

Jojo Moyes

#16. I feel that there are a few things in the world without cultural barriers.

Jackie Chan