Sarcasm Society Quotes

#1. It was my favorite mug, the one that read: "National Sarcasm Society. Like We Need Your Support.

Heather Webber

#2. I was an atheist until I realized I was god. What happens if you get scared to death >twice. National sarcasm society:like we need your support.some girls wear Prada some girls we're glock 17 short recoil spring loaded semiautomatic pistols with a loaded chamber indicator and a nonstop drip.

Darynda Jones

#3. [about a hat]
You can put it on and say, Hey you, person without a hat! I've got something you don't! How did I get it? Probably by being worth more to society.

Alice LeGrow

#4. The novel, as a living force, if not as a work of art, owes an incalculable debt to what we call, mistakenly, the new psychology, to Freud, in his earlier interpretations, and more truly, I think, to Jung.

Ellen Glasgow

#5. Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.

Anonymous

#6. Using love as a bait and replacing respect with ego-pampering makes you a skillful social animal; unfortunately, all kinds of animals are less evolved than human beings. Would you like to evolve?

Saurabh Sharma

#7. The path to heaven runs through miles of clouded hell.

Imagine Dragons

#8. His word alone stood between Kahlan and oblivion.

Terry Goodkind

#9. We are going to soak this rock with blood! I am Uhtred! I am the lord here. This is my rock!

Bernard Cornwell

#10. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.

Tiger Woods

#11. If wrappings of cloth can impart respectability, the most respectable persons are the Egyptian mummies, all wrapped in layers and layers of gauze

Kamala Suraiyya Das

#12. Commitment is the only currency that keeps a family together.

Ben Tolosa

#13. My condolences, you're still alive.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#14. High School. Society's bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.

Chris Colfer

#15. Nothing that befalls anyone is too senseless to have happened.

Philip Roth