Santas On His Way Quotes

#1. Because you can be upset while you're eating chocolate Santas. But it's much, much, much more difficult.

Fredrik Backman

#2. Santa is like a queen bee. All the elves are his drones, who exist to feed him royal jelly, which I guess would be milk and cookies. If an elf escapes and eats royal cookies, it will turn into another Santa. That's what all those mall Santas are. They're trying to start their own festive colonies.

Thomm Quackenbush

#3. You just gotta tell her, man,' I said. 'You just gotta say, "Angela, I really like you, but there's something you need to know: when we go to my house and hook up, we'll be watched by the twenty-four hundred eyes of twelve hundred black Santas.

John Green

#4. Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

Milton Berle

#5. Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you ask Santa for a train set and he's like, 'Yeah, how 'bout a bus token?

Jimmy Fallon

#6. Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game.

David Sedaris

#7. Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked in the oven.

Gladys Taber

#8. Right at the flamingo orgy! Left at the multiethnic roof Santas! Straight past the pissing cherubs!

Ransom Riggs

#9. You're upsetting the black Santas.

John Green

#10. Radar threw his books into his locker and shut it. Then the din of conversation around us quieted just a bit as he turned his eyes toward the heavens and shouted, IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS.

John Green

#11. Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas.

John Green