Quotes About Santa's Sleigh

#1. We have constructed an artifice, a Potemkin village of an ecosystem where we perpetrate the illusion that the things we consume have just fallen off the back of Santa's sleigh, not been ripped from the earth. The illusion enables us to imagine that the only choices we have are between brands.

Robin Wall Kimmerer

#2. To the top of the tower, to the top of the wall! Now fart away, fart away, fart away all!" Santa cried, and then the reindeer took off running over the lawn. Suddenly, they all let out a giant reindeer fart, and Santa's sleigh flew up into the air!

J.B. O'Neil

#3. Looks like Santa's sleigh," Frank said. "Can Arion even pull that much?" Arion huffed. "Hazel," Percy said, "I am seriously going to wash your horse's mouth with soap. He says, yes, he can pull it, but he needs food.

Rick Riordan

#4. I still have, I hope, a lot of years and there are still a lot of things I want to do.

Faye Dunaway

#5. These days, NORAD's peak period of public visibility is at Christmastime when it tracks the course of Santa and his sleigh.

Ted Koppel

#6. It is a disgrace to grow old through sheer carelessness before seeing what manner of man you may become by developing your bodily strength and beauty to their highest limit.

Socrates

#7. I've said all that I've had to say.

Bill Hicks

#8. Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by sleigh. He doesn't use tracking numbers and doesn't use trucks. He just uses midgets and a giant bag.

Craig Ferguson

#9. Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)

David Levithan

#10. Tilli stroked her Chihuahua. Max's heart made a sound like the sleigh bells on Mrs. Santa Claus's dildo.

Tom Robbins

#11. No one can hate me more than I hate myself.

Sarah Kane

#12. Like standing in a creek with the water flowing against your legs, you know?

Daniel H. Wilson