Santa's Helper Quotes

#1. I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.

Ryan Lilly

#2. It was man who first made men believe in gods.

Critias

#3. I've been told that I am evil. I've been told that I am behind the persecution of millions of Americans. That I have encouraged hate toward gays. I've received both very brief and obscene messages, and very long and literate messages that tell me a vote for Crash was vote for homophobia.

Roger Ebert

#4. The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.

Mark Twain

#5. You start getting hit with some very interesting situations in life - you as a parent - when they approach that teenage area, which is frightening because you still have memories of that age and the things you were doing at that age ... Please don't do what I did.

Johnny Depp

#6. Problems seldom go away if they're ignored.

Arthur C. Clarke

#7. There are plenty of bad people in the world," he said. "Too many to count. But there are good people, too.

Lauren Tarshis

#8. Santa's Little Helper
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis?

Beryl Dov

#9. In short, Beauty Smith was a monstrosity, and the blame of it lay elsewhere. He was not responsible. The clay of him had been moulded in the making.

Jack London

#10. The knowledge that we have about what it is to be human that we have as a child is something we necessarily must lose.

Dennis Potter

#11. I see you are working your usual magic this evening." "Not magic, Madame. Just me." Agnes

Jessie Burton

#12. I want someone who will look into my eyes and understand everything behind them.
-Pia

Jessica Khoury

#13. When describing children with Down's Syndrome, he called a child 'heart spontaneous'.

Andrew Solomon

#14. Reader, she bit him.

Thomas Pynchon

#15. It never ended. Even though she'd thought she'd covered her heart with a permanent porcelain shell, he still found a way to chip at it.

Jojo Moyes

#16. all of us were here for a little while, and then we were somewhere else; we were not alive at all; we approached living, but we never achieved it. We are going to die. Everybody was going to die.

John Fante