Roseanne Show Quotes

#1. One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.

Roseanne Barr

#2. A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

Roseanne Barr

#3. I wish I'd done a tenth year of the 'Roseanne' show.

Roseanne Barr

#4. Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

Roseanne Barr

#5. Iran exports about 2.2 million barrels a day.

Elliott Abrams

#6. After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom.

Roseanne Barr

#7. Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

Roseanne Barr

#8. Awakening the mystical kundalini prematurely is dangerous, because unless you have refined your being, you'll get all screwed up, entities, weird powers ... strange things. That is why I don't teach anyone how to open up the chakras.

Frederick Lenz

#9. I've been watching 'The Cosby Show' and 'Roseanne' a lot right now, and those work so well because they're not, like, jokey comedies; they are coming from real characters. We want our show to be like that. A family show.

Abbi Jacobson

#10. Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.

Roseanne Barr

#11. Hard work and best efforts will not by themselves dig us out of the pit.

W. Edwards Deming

#12. The minimum wage is mostly an entry-level wage for young people.

Mitch McConnell

#13. I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.

Cassandra Duffy

#14. When I'm back home in Chicago, since 'Roseanne' was such a Midwestern, blue-collar show, that's what sticks out in people's minds.

Johnny Galecki

#15. When I was little, that was one thing that I was told in a vision: I was going to have my own show when I grew up. And it's going to be funny.

Roseanne Barr