Rocky Mountain Oyster Sayings

#1. That wasn't so bad. She said, dabbing at her mouth with a napkin. What was it?
That was a Rocky Mountain oyster, also know as a Montana tendergroin.
No. I just ate bull's balls?
Only one, but yes, you just tore up a tasty testicle. Congratulations!

Kevin Hearne

#2. I'm too young for a man, but I'm too old for a boy. So, can't we just pretend, that I'm older than I really am, but then, only little girls pretend.

Tori Amos

#3. Nonconformists aren't just going against the grain; they're going against the brain. Either their brains aren't taking the easy way out to begin with, or in standing apart from their peers, these students are standing up to their biology.

Alexandra Robbins

#4. If the label presents them with a contract that the band don't want to sign, all the label has to do is wait. There are a hundred other bands willing to sign the exact same contract, so the label is in a position of strength.

Steve Albini

#5. I won't change and my perspective won't change. I want to continue my life the way I live it, and I'm not going to let anything stop me from doing that. It isn't all about acting. There's a lot more to life than Hollywood.

Elijah

#6. I'm used to working with restrictions and that's when you come up with the more creative stuff.

Taika Waititi

#7. Tell me..how do you stand there?
filling the doorway....of my life.

Sanober Khan

#8. Whoever prefers Allah to all others, Allah will prefer him to others.

Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya

#9. Evidence is now available to indicate that the 14-to-18- year-old group is an increasing segment of the smoking population. RJR-T must soon establish a successful new brand in this market if our position in the industry is to be maintained over the long term.

R. J. Reynolds

#10. Live your dreams.

Cynthia Vespia

#11. No. Like a memory. I wanted to be the memory of your first kiss and I wanted to make it incredible for you and...never

Annabeth Albert

#12. I have both the violent turbulence of the storm and the quiet promises of God in the storm. And what I must work to remember is that something is not necessarily stronger simply because it's louder.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#13. I love a good plot twist,

Teresa Mummert

#14. appearance by announcing that arrangements were made for the swallowing up of London and Westminster. Even the Cock-lane ghost had been laid only a round dozen of years, after rapping out its messages,

Charles Dickens

#15. Remember, you are held safe. You are loved. You are protected. You are in communion with God and with those whom God has sent you. What is of God will last. It belongs to the eternal life. Choose it, and it will be yours.

Henri J.M. Nouwen