Top 35 Rental Car Quotes

#1. The Gray Man hated his current rental car. He got the distinct impression it hadn't been handled enough by humans when it was young, and now it would never be pleasant to be around.

Maggie Stiefvater

Rental Car Quotes #156115
#2. I invent a reason for the Hertz attendant to start the rental car.
I am seventy-five years old: this is not the reason I give.

Joan Didion

Rental Car Quotes #5665
#3. My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

Jeff Foxworthy

Rental Car Quotes #1837071
#4. Today Baba got a blister when he put his palm down on the hood of our rental car! Mother had to put toothpaste on it.

Khaled Hosseini

Rental Car Quotes #1818692
#5. We were fools and now we were driving to our deaths in a rental car. Janet Jackson was tinkling from the speakers, asking what we had done for her as of late

Dave Eggers

Rental Car Quotes #1768016
#6. In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

Jeff Foxworthy

Rental Car Quotes #1262154
#7. You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.

Louis C.K.

Rental Car Quotes #1239314
#8. My dad and I are very different people. For example, he's been stabbed; I'm afraid of bugs. He's a mechanic; I once had to exchange a "broken" rental car because I didn't realize I was driving around with the parking brake on. I could keep going, but you get it.

Jason Mulgrew

Rental Car Quotes #1126877
#9. Nobody ever washes a rental car.

Scott J. Simmerman Ph.D.

Rental Car Quotes #921831
#10. It was a bewildering feeling, dating so many men in such a short period of time, like taking test drives of a rental car. At

Stacey Wiedower

Rental Car Quotes #682163
#11. You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you?

Dave Barry

Rental Car Quotes #469365
#12. A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

Scott Adams

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#13. In most instances, at all costs, do NOT check a bag. Especially during the holiday season. You have more flexibility to switch flights, switch airlines or even leave the airport and get a rental car to drive to your next destination. If the airline has your bag, they also have you.

Beth Mowins

Rental Car Quotes #174623
#14. I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

Ryan Stiles

Rental Car Quotes #164323
#15. Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

Jeff Foxworthy

Rental Car Quotes #1065495
#16. It turns out you can go home again, if you have to.

Lev Grossman

Rental Car Quotes #1028289
#17. I've heard Braggadocio about excess baggage charges, multiple unused hotel rooms, and rental cars held unused for long periods of time, which makes me lose respect for certain photographers. Sometimes it's worth it to spend money on a good idea, but wasting money makes me ill.

Peter Menzel

Rental Car Quotes #1058210
#18. Hello, Dave," said Hal presently. "Have you found the trouble?" This

Arthur C. Clarke

Rental Car Quotes #1080959
#19. With great effort, I pushed my questions to the side for the time being. We were still fugitives, still undoubtedly pursued. Sydney's car was a brand new Honda CR-V with Louisiana plates and rental sticker.
"What the hell? Is this daring escape sponsored by Honda?"
- Rose Hathaway

Richelle Mead

Rental Car Quotes #1313269
#20. I'm proud of 'The Hidden.' I feel like we took a B-movie and kind of turned it into an A-minus action movie. We kind of elevated the material a little bit. It's got a great car-chase scene at the very beginning. It has some terrific moments in it, some funny stuff. It's a great rental.

Kyle MacLachlan

Rental Car Quotes #1316811
#21. Hope is a rickety craft to trust one's self to. I

Fridtjof Nansen

Rental Car Quotes #1408839
#22. Taking a shuttle or even paying for a taxi to a rental office that's a few miles away from the airport can mean a lower rate - 50 percent lower is common - for the same car, from the same company, for the same length of time. Many companies run free shuttles from some of the major airports.

Jean Chatzky

Rental Car Quotes #1513635
#23. I know," he said in almost bored contemplation. "My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood."
"I'd chalk it up to that narcissistic personality disorder laces with a smidgen of schizophrenia. Your mother would be proud.

Darynda Jones

Rental Car Quotes #1526444
#24. For being so straight and sure, God's path held quite the assortment of twists.

April W. Gardner

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#25. When someone drew a picture of Pope John wearing an Avis 'We try harder' button, those words no longer meant which car rental to patronize, and yet some of the overtones from its original meaning are there and make a contribution to the new situation.

Corita Kent

Rental Car Quotes #1659394
#26. Was everybody seeing this stuff and acting as though they weren't? Was insanity just a matter of dropping the act? If some people didn't see these things, what was the matter with them? Were they blind or something?

Susanna Kaysen

Rental Car Quotes #971918
#27. Being the family's literate one, my wife doesn't watch television much, preferring third-world novels, though she'll sit in now and then when I have on Jon Stewart.

Steve Erickson

Rental Car Quotes #968941
#28. Where is the motorcycle?"
"I ditched it. Someone will find it sooner or later and return it to the rental company."
"Not in the U.S."
"We're not in the U.S., in case you haven't noticed. People don't steal lost property, they return it."
"How did you get this car?"
"I stole it.

Anne Stuart

Rental Car Quotes #744414
#29. I started, me by myself, found a great co-founder, got up to 95 people, and then it ended with me by myself again.

Dan Stuart

Rental Car Quotes #659582
#30. The moment one asks himself whether he is happy, he ceases to be so.

John Stuart Mill

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#31. Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.

Damien Fahey

Rental Car Quotes #621457
#32. Your Inner Being, or Source Energy, always offers a perspective that is to your greatest advantage, and when your perspective matches that, then positive attraction is occurring.

Esther Hicks

Rental Car Quotes #615855
#33. Yes, social friend, I love thee well,
In learned doctor's spite;
Thy clouds all other clouds dispel
And lap me in delight.

Charles Sprague Sargent

Rental Car Quotes #557191
#34. Working alone on stories, I began to feel the anonymity of motels on interstate highways reached by jet planes and rental cars. It was hard to have a good time, and the only way I could make the loneliness excusable was by taking pictures I thought were very good, even valuable.

John Loengard

Rental Car Quotes #491628
#35. I've never been particularly ambitious. I'm driven by the moment.

Johnny Depp

Rental Car Quotes #107638

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