Religion Sarcastic Quotes

#1. Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.

Kira Peikoff

#2. Let every head of household see to it that he has on hand enough food and clothing and, where possible, fuel also for at least a year ahead.

J. Reuben Clark

#3. If I'm lucky, when I paint, first my patrons leave the room, then my dealers, and if I'm really lucky I leave too.

Edouard Manet

#4. I still give my friends relationship advice, of course, and I'm not bad at it. 'Anyone's crisis but mine' is my motto.

Carrie Fisher

#5. When I sing the songs, there's a color tone and a place, and it's not a place that I remember in reality. It's usually based on a photo that I took - 'cause those photos don't look like the real world. The film distorts them, and the colors get exaggerated.

Phil Elvrum

#6. Let us see what love can do.

William Penn

#7. In real self-giving we are inspired. Whether they acknowledge us or not is not important.

Frederick Lenz

#8. Racing is not what I like to do; it's winning.

Jeff Gordon

#9. We are like vessels tossed on the bosom of the deep; our passions are the winds that sweep us impetuously forward; each pleasure is a rock; the whole life is a wide ocean. Reason is the pilot to guide us, but often allows itself to be led astray by the storms of pride.

Pietro Metastasio