Redneck Christmas Quotes

#1. You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

Jeff Foxworthy

#2. Besides, criminal masterminds are people too. They need groceries and cable like the rest of us.

Wesley Chu

#3. You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

Jeff Foxworthy

#4. It's hard to think of any tool, any instrument, any object in history with which so many developed so close a relationship so quickly as we have with our phones.

Nancy Gibbs

#5. I don't get involved in casting, budgets, location or promotion. Just the script. And, of course, the promotional tour. Which is fine with me - I'm a novelist.

Nicholas Sparks

#6. What one Christian does is his own responsibility, what one Jew does reflects on all Jews." To

Anne Frank

#7. You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Jeff Foxworthy

#8. 'Tis easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows along like a song; But the man worth while is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

#9. Through these ongoing activities and possibly in the future, a Canadian will go live and work on the International Space Station and we will continue to make Canadians proud of our achievements in space.

Marc Garneau