Ready To Have A Baby Quotes

#1. Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby.

Chelsea Handler

#2. I'm at the point in my life when I'm ready to have a baby. Something real in a crazy world.

Pia Zadora

#3. I never felt ready to have a baby until I was about 37 years old. I knew I always wanted kids someday, but I needed to be 'ready,' ya know?

Constance Marie

#4. A woman who is not ready to have a baby making it work is not a happy ending to me. It's a personal nightmare.

Jenny Slate

#5. Bringing a baby into the world is something I've always wanted, and now I'm completely ready for my life to start revolving around another human being.

Matthew McConaughey

#6. The telephone ringing gave me a dreadful start. I have never got used to this machine, the way it crouches so malevolently, ready to start clamouring for attention when you least expect it, like a mad baby.

John Banville

#7. According to traditional wisdom in rural France, a baby in the womb should be compared to fruit on the tree. Not all the fruit on the same tree is ripe at the same time ... we must accept that some babies need a much longer time than others before they are ready to be born.

Michel Odent

#8. It's so funny because a lot of times we'll have these discussions as writers, and you feel like you're having a discussion with your wife: 'I don't know. Are they ready to have another baby? Is it time? Well, she's not getting any younger.'

Jason Katims

#9. I'm terrified of babies I think, creatively as a woman, you change once you give birth. I'm totally not ready for that.

Lady Gaga

#10. There's a reason women are pregnant for nine months; by the end, you're ready to have this baby.

Jenna Dewan

#11. Baby, if we have to eat before we fuck, I hope that curry thing's almost ready. Because what I really want to fill my mouth with is your pretty pussy.

Susan Fanetti

#12. Unlatch, baby, and roll. Woke up with a taste for my woman's pussy, now it's ready for me, I'm hungry.

Kristen Ashley

#13. Are you ready, baby?" I asked her. "I'm ready, daddy." "Follow my lead," I said. "Like old times." "Like old times," she said. The

J.R. Rain

#14. I just have a more holistic sense of what it means to be for life, knowing that life does not just begin at conception and end at birth, and that if I am going to discourage abortion, I had better be ready to adopt some babies and care for some mothers.

Shane Claiborne

#15. Ready to get fucked?" he asked. "Yes," she answered instantly. Christ. She was gone. Perfection. "Baby, gonna fuck you. Ready for that?" he pushed.

Anonymous

#16. Wobbly as I was, I felt ready for anything-in a tentative, baby-steps kind of way.

Alyssa Goodnight

#17. If you want nice, baby, play with your fucking dog. When you're ready to play with a man, then call me. (Zarek)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#18. I'm ready to fight, I've been looking for my baby all night. If I get her in my sight, boom, boom, out go the lights.

Little Walter

#19. Yes, baby girl. I'll wait until you're ready, until you know for sure that you want me. Because once you say yes, I'll never let you go."

~Zane

Tina Folsom