Razzie Awards Quotes

#1. Let me tell you this: The Weather Channel is not about weather; it is about the world!

Garth Stein

#2. I was born to score goals, I feel. How I score them - how I get the ball into the back of the net - might have changed. The actual ability of what I was born to do will never leave me.

Michael Owen

#3. I was hired as a computer programmer for a national laboratory at age 15.

Andy Weir

#4. Well then, maybe you should also be aware of the fact that I know you have a reputation as a player and I know a lot of other people know that. If any woman tries to cut into my action, I'm taking her down.

Kristen Ashley

#5. In our native terms, the ironic style is often compounded with the sardonic and the hard-boiled; even the effortlessly superior. But irony originates in the glance and the shrug of the loser, the outsider, the despised minority. It is a nuance that comes most effortlessly to the oppressed.

Christopher Hitchens

#6. I always thought I'd be a New York theater actor, riding my bicycle to rehearsal. That was all I ever wanted.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

#7. A slave is someone who sits down, and waits for someone to free them.

Frederick Douglass

#8. What makes you feel most alive? That is the thing you should be doing over and over again and again.

Toni Sorenson

#9. Worrying, obsessing, and controlling are illusions. They are tricks we play on ourselves.

Melody Beattie